The Spice Girls Will Likely Reunite Without Posh Spice

Well, someone sure is a liar, liar, spice pants on fire. Not to knock a chick while she’s down, but Mel B has insisted the Spice Girls were reuniting for a tour WITH Victoria Beckham. There’s been about as many “Will they?” or “Won’t they?” stories about the Spices that it’s hard to keep track, but it did seem like Posh was focused more on fashion (and keeping her man away from the elementary school teacher’s lounge) than lip-synching to “Wannabe.” It now sounds like she’s getting the last zig-a-zig-ahh because there’s a report that the show will go on – Posh-less.

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The Spice Girls Will Be At The Royal Wedding…Just Not To Sing

Much to the glee of any attendee not named THE QUEEN, all five Spice Girls will be at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Much to the glee of one Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, they will not have to turn on a microphone and belt out the hits. Although, when was her microphone ever on in the first place?? Continue reading

Justin Timberlake Probably Boinked Baby Spice Back In The Day

Back when LiveJournal was a thing, you either went on there to bitch about how mean people were to you during your night shift at Applebee’s (reverse Yelp!) or to write fanfiction on weird shit…like if Jack had lived from Titanic…or if Ginger Spice didn’t leave the band. The best was when you’d see people writing filthy shit about boy band/girl band canoodling, so you’re in luck if you were looking for an *NSYNC/Spice Girls hook-up story.  Continue reading

Cheryl And Liam Payne Responded To The Break-Up Rumors By Doing The BRIT Awards Together 

Nothing sells tabloids in England like transcripts of a wire-tapped phone conversation of the Royal Family or Cheryl Cole breakup rumors (what will her next last name be?!), but the latest round of relationship-on-the-rocks reports may be false…or at least not ready to be announced until some financial settlement is made. Cheryl was rumored to be in “crisis talks” with the father of her baby Liam Payne, and it wasn’t just a crisis of some of the fug fashion he rocks on Instagram. While the word was they were oh-so-close to breaking up, they both arrived to the red carpet of the BRIT Awards tonight in London looking like their usual Mrs. Robinson-and-boytoy selves. Continue reading

The Spice Girls May End Up Doing A Tour After All

London was filled with the aura of girl power and thirst for a check last week when all five of the Spice Girls popped over to Geri Horner’s (aka Ginger Spice) house to eat sushi, pretend to feign interest in Victoria Beckham’s sunglasses line, and craft a scheme to get millions for agreeing to put photos of them from 1997 on lunch boxes for adults and hawk it to millennials for $49.99! Even though early reports made this reunion seem like one limited to branding opportunities and the occasional TV appearance, it sounds like the Spice Girls may take to the stage to “sing” after all. Continue reading

The Spice Girls Are Getting Back Together (No, Really)

I know, Spice Girls reunion rumors are about as prevalent (and believable) as Big Foot sightings. Actually, that’s an insult to Big Foot…we don’t know he isn’t real! But, this Spice Girls reunion rumor came with photographic evidence. All five of the gals posted a photo of them together on Instagram this morning, and most people started whispering about how it must be for a reunion. Tose whispers are correct. Continue reading