Category: Elton John

Open Post: Hosted By Ava Max Not Being Able To Name One Elton John Song After Claiming She Loves Him

June 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Pop singer Ava Max is like if Christina Aguilera from the 90s merged with the first era of Lady Gaga, committed to an extremely curious asymmetric hairstyle, and continuously dressed like one of the higher-quality local drag queens in your area. Elton John was honored at last week’s iHeart Radio Music Awards and Ava, who was there, was asked about him. Well, Ava’s PR person needs to remember to Google literally one fact about the person getting a tribute before kicking Ava out onto the red carpet because she couldn’t name her favorite Elton John song. Poor Ava was stumped like Paula Abdul being asked to name anyone who won American Idol after Kelly Clarkson.

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And Now For The Fashions Of The iHeartRadio Music Awards (Yes, That Happened Last Night)

May 28, 2021 / Posted by:

The iHeartRadio Music Awards is something that happened last night, and that was probably exciting for the three people who knew it was on and watched. It was probably also exciting for the celebrities who showed up because it gave them a chance to strip out of their pajamas and sweats and slather themselves in fashion foolery, including the above look from Bruno Mars which looks like a still from a movie called Puerto Rican Casanova Swingers Club.

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Elton John Accused Pope Francis Of Hypocrisy On Twitter For The Vatican’s Stance On The Blessing Of Same Sex Marriages

March 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Despite embodying a caricature of “the sassy gay man,” — he’s a gossipy busybody with an unapologetically flamboyant wardrobe and a life-long aversion to pussy — as frequently posited, The Pope is in fact Catholic. Arguably, he’s THE MOST Catholic. As such, under his direction, The Vatican has issued a decree stating that Catholic clergy members aren’t allowed to bless gay marriages because God “cannot bless sin.” Well, The Pope’s layman tether Elton John is not here for Frank’s hypocrisy and blasted the pontiff on Twitter claiming that The Vatican was A-OK with gay marriage when it helped to finance the movie Rocketman which Elton says celebrates his marriage to David Furnish. So yes, on this day in history, Elton John beefed with The Pope on Twitter and poor Madonna hasn’t found a way to get in on that action yet!

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Master Archie Has Graced His Mom And Dad’s Little Podcast With His Voice

December 29, 2020 / Posted by:

About two weeks ago, we all found out that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle followed up their multi-million dollar Netflix deal with a multi-million dollar Spotify deal. And today they put out their first podcast episode for Spotify and it’s a “holiday special” that features a bunch of their famous friends like Sir Elton John, Tyler Perry, and James Corden. Meghan’s neighbor and BFF Oprah does not make an appearance, and probably because The Mighty O didn’t even want to bother since she knew that everyone was just going to fast forward through the episode to get to the only star of it: 18-month-old Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor! Ginger Archie slobbers out a few words and giggles at the end of the episode. All headlines about Harry and Meghan’s episode focus on Archie and he’s probably the sole reason why anybody listened! Master Archie ENDED all podcasts without even trying!

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Dr. Fauci And JoJo Siwa Are Equally Influential According To The Time 100

September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

There’s no greater honor (for a publicist) than landing a spot on the Time 100, Time Magazine’s publicist prom. Induction into the Time 100 comes with a fancy photo-shoot (for some) and a seemingly randomly assigned essay extolling the winner’s virtue. Ergo, Jimmy Kimmel was selected to write about this year’s cover boy for the Leaders category, Dr. Anthony Fauci when Dr. Phil would obviously have been a better choice. You know, Dr. to Dr. Sometimes it makes a little sense, like Marlon Brando Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, honoring Indigenous activist Nemonte Nenquimo who has worked to protect rainforests in the Ecuadorian Amazon, even though she’s way too old to fuck at 33. But then you have Kim Kardashian West waxing poetic about JoJo Siwa and you think to yourself, is it too early to start drinking?

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Elton John’s Ex-Wife Is Suing Him For Blabbing About Their Marriage

July 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, that solves the biggest Elton John-based mystery of 2020. Last month, Elton’s ex-wife Renate Blauel filed an injunction against him and she didn’t state why. We only knew her lawyers were probably trying to prevent Elton from publishing or talking about something that was meant to stay private. The legal move happened less than a year after Elton released his memoirs, Me, in which he spoke about their marriage. Page Six is saying that’s exactly the reason why Renate sued him.

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