Category: Ellen Degeneres

Leah Remini Playfully Slapped Ellen DeGeneres For Only “Acting” Interested In Her Stories

October 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Ellen DeGeneres is in the final season of her talk show, and the jig is up; we all know she’s the Queen of Mean. Or maybe she’s the Victim of Orchestrated Misogyny, as she claims. Either way, last season’s ratings were way down, and if Ellen wants to end her show on a high note, she’d better be on her very best behavior. But the other day Leah Remini was on the show and sensed that Ellen was feigning interest in her anecdote about loving pranks. So Leah leaned over and smacked Ellen’s arm three times (although she tried for four). Headlines suggest the slaps were “playful,” but I wouldn’t be surprised if one of Ellen’s production assistants approached Leah in the green room and presented her with a neat stack of hundred-dollar bills. “I and the other PAs have been saving for months. We think you’re the one who can deliver the hit. Help us, Leah Remini. You’re our only hope!”

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Matt Damon Only Recently Stopped Using The “F-Word” Thanks To His Daughter

August 2, 2021 / Posted by:

In a new interview for The Sunday Times, proud “father of daughters Matt Damon really thought he was doing something when he boasted that he no longer speaks his mind in interviews for fear of being taken out of context, even though he went to Harvard and has an Oscar. He then proceeded to Liam Neeson his way into an absolute shit storm by proudly offering that he has only recently stopped using the F-word. And not the good one that his publicist has probably been repeating ad nauseam since they heard the news.

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Rosie O’Donnell Talked About Her Friendship With Tom Cruise, Scientology, And The End Of Ellen’s Show

June 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Before she came out as a lesbian in 2002, Rosie O’Donnell had a running bit on her daytime talk show about her “crush” on Tom Cruise. She’d call him her boyfriend, the most perfect man in the world, and go on about how she wanted him to live in her house and do yard work. Hey, it was the nineties. ‘Twas the season to find Tom Cruise hot. In a recent interview on Sirius XM’s The Jess Cagle Show, Rosie says she still loves Tom and he’s never forgotten her birthday in the 25 years they’ve known each other. But she adds she’s not close enough to call him up to chat about Scientology, which she thinks is a scary cult. Love the cult leader, hate the cult. Got it!

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There’s A New Supreme Of 3:00 PM: Kelly Clarkson To Take Ellen DeGeneres’ Time Slot In 2022

May 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Kelly Clarkson‘s ascension as new Supreme of Daytime Talk is about to be brought upon us. Ellen DeGeneres‘ powers have been waning at higher rates than normal which, as American Horror Story Coven foretold, meant a new power was rising. Ellen’s reputation went through a shit-cycle involving allegations of a toxic workplace and harassment which got three top producers fired, and Ellen allegedly mistreated her crew during the Coronavirus pandemic. Now her show is ending in 2022 after 19 seasons and everyone was guessing, who was going to take her place. Well bitch, AS WE THOUGHT, 39-year-old Kelly Clarkson has been announced as the replacement for Ellen’s time slot. The 7 Wonders have been completed! Stevie Nicks, twirl Ellen out!

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Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams Dissing Ellen Degeneres

May 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Wendy Williams is recently single again, so you know that means she’s going to be turning her shade up about a million degrees on her show to cope, and lucky for us, she sure did. Ellen Degeneres announced the end of a relationship herself, as her show will be ending after 19 years on the air in 2022. Wendy decided to throw some hate on Ellen by suggesting that all of her bad press just “exposed” her as the person she truly was. Wow, someone hates Ellen more than Anne Heche!

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Tiffany Haddish Is Reportedly The #1 Choice To Take Over After Ellen DeGeneres Leaves Daytime

May 13, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been just over 24 hours since Ellen DeGeneres formally announced that she’s ending her talk show Ellen in 2022, due to it no longer being a challenge for her. Which shocked me, because I can’t think of a greater challenge than trying to look interested during an eleven-minute small talk segment with a Kardashian. Even so, Ellen is moving on. But who will sneak into her lucrative time slot and capitalize on all those lost viewers? The ice hasn’t even begun to thaw around the Ellen set yet, and there’s already talk that Tiffany Haddish is being looked at as Ellen’s replacement.

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