Category: Ellen Degeneres
Greyson Chance Drags His Old Mentor Ellen DeGeneres Calling Her “Manipulative,” “Self-Centered,” And “Blatantly Opportunistic”
You may remember Greyson Chance as the young kid who got big for playing Lady Gaga‘s Paparazzi on the piano at school and going viral a decade ago. Here’s a refresher:
Ellen DeGeneres signed Greyson to her record label with Interscope and wanted to turn him into the next Justin Bieber. But that didn’t happen. And in a new interview with Rolling Stone, Greyson claims that Ellen was such a monster to him that he currently suffers from PTSD. Well, since that’s the case, Greyson may want to stay away from his phone because I have a feeling that this interview may unleash Hellen The Terrible on him again.
Jennifer Aniston Made A Brad Pitt Joke On Ellen DeGeneres’ Final Show
The Ellen DeGeneres Show is over. Not with a bang, but a whimper (from Ellen DeGeneres’ traumatized PAs). The series finale aired today, and, as previously announced, the final guest was Jennifer Aniston. Jenn has been on the show 20 times and was Ellen’s first guest ever, so it was a real full circle moment. The two reflected on that initial 2003 interview, and Ellen asked how Jenn dealt with Friends ending in 2004. Jenn joked, “I got a divorce and went into therapy.” Portia De Rossi, I hope you have an escape plan that involves a suitcase full of diamonds and a tell-all manuscript entitled, “No Eye Contact, Please: Sleeping With The Queen of Mean”.
Jennifer Aniston Will Be One Of The Final Guests On “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”
I remember a time when Ellen DeGeneres was America’s second-favorite dancing queen behind ABBA until it came to light that her real favorite type of dance is stomping over her staff’s feelings with mean words. Of course, she immediately began to shimmy her way through the allegations with apologies, but they all fell upon deaf ears and ultimately led to her long-running talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show getting a complete re-tooling in the form of a goodbye! Although she’s still trying to convince us she’s the same lovable, rhythmless dancing fool she was of days passed we no longer buy that act anymore. So in an attempt to get people to watch her sinking ship one last time, Ellen announced one of her final guests will be her very first guest, Jennifer Aniston.
Pete Davidson Has Added To His Tattoo Collection And Got Kim Kardashian’s Name Branded On His Chest
Let’s all just relax, I assure you, everything is all fine and normal. Just because there is a woman wearing a shiny rubber inner tube, sitting across from a surly leprechaun, in a brightly lit studio, cheerfully discussing how her boyfriend had her name seared into his flesh, despite the fact that she knows such talk will further enrage her children’s father, whose frequent and disturbing rants have gotten so out of hand he’s been temporarily banned for sharing them, doesn’t prove the government secretly adding LSD to our water supply. I only wish that were the case.
According to Us Weekly, choices continue to be made, which means we are now all forced to contemplate Pete Davidson’s bare torso for the umpteenth time because Kim Kardashian thought it would be a good idea to appear on The Ellen Degeneres Show and brag that he had her name branded into his chest. Trust me, you’re going to want to make sure you’ve had your kaleidoscope koffee before proceeding.
Michelle Obama, Channing Tatum, And David Letterman Will Be Among The Guests Of Ellen DeGeneres’ Final Shows
Ellen DeGeneres is in the home stretch of her long-running talk show, which is surely good news to anyone who works on the Ellen show that currently has an open prescription for anxiety medication. And as such, Ellen’s got to start nailing down the guests for her final shows. But it won’t just be Ellen struggling to remain awake as she is forced to sit through her eight hundredth riveting visit from a Kardashian sister or grit her teeth as her staff brings out a giant chocolate cake with “FAREWELL” written across the top in bright blue buttercream (she specifically requested vanilla with pale blue, goddammit!). She’s got a line-up of guests that range from former First Ladies and late-night talk show icons to tennis GOATs and…Zac Efron? Okay.
Meghan Markle Did An Interview With Ellen DeGeneres
Surprise, bitch. Meghan Markle is on tomorrow’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show! This will be Meghan’s first TV interview since her sit-down with Oprah last March. It’s also her first daytime appearance since marrying Prince Harry and becoming the Duchess of Sussex. What a fun treat for Ellen DeGeneres’ remaining fans (people in dentist waiting rooms, prisoners not allowed to change the channel, my mom).