Category: Ed Sheeran

A Jury Has Ruled That Ed Sheeran Didn’t Copy Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”

May 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Five years ago, zzzzzs-inducing ginger crooner Ed Sheeran was hit with a copyright infringement lawsuit for allegedly snatching pieces of Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On for his 2014 song Thinking Out Loud. The lawsuit was filed by the estate of Ed Townsend, who co-wrote 1973’s Let’s Get It On with Marvin Gaye. Ed Townsend’s heirs accused Ed Sheeran of stealing a “syncopated chord pattern” from Marvin’s classic wet hump anthem. Over the past two weeks, a federal jury in Manhattan heard the case, and after deliberating for three hours, they reached a verdict today. That chorus of “NOoooooOOOOs” you hear is from Ed’s fellow pop stars who have been praying for his downfall. Because Ed came out of this trial victorious.

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Both Adele And Ed Sheeran Have Reportedly Turned Down An Offer To Perform At King Charles’ Coronation

February 20, 2023 / Posted by:

King Charles must know at this point nobody likes him. Because after Queen Elizabeth‘s passing last year, people have not taken too kindly to him or his ride-or-die wife Queen Consort Camilla. But none of that matters! He is now King and will be the star of his own coronation in May. However, there are two people he wanted to incorporate into the fun who do not want to be bothered with him at all. So when he looks into his sea of subjects for crimson-coiffed chanteuse Ed Sheeran and crybaby crooner Adele, King Charles can rest assured they will not be there for two very different reasons.

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Sam Smith Received A 6-Foot Tall, 2-Ton Marble Penis Statue As A Gift From Ed Sheeran

October 12, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re friends with Ed Sheeran, it seems like an unsolicited dick statue may be the new unsolicited dick pic. I’m just going to pretend that Ed’s chums got sick of opening his texts only to find his fiery bush and limp fuck parts, so it was time for him to start thinking outside of the box, which led to this brilliant idea: Ed is known among his friends and acquaintances for having big, hard dicks delivered right to their doorsteps, with Sam Smith being the proud new owner of one of the biggest schlong statues yet.

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After His New Album Went #1, Ed Sheeran Says That Many Of His Fellow Pop Stars “Actively Want Me To Fail”

November 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Who knew that Ed Sheeran was the It-girl of the male pop-star community and that the haters all want to see his destruction? At least, that seems to be what Ed thinks. While on the Halfcast podcast, Ed said that he’s heard some of his fellow pop stars punch the air whenever he has a hit and are thirsty to see his demise. But well, the joke’s on Ed’s haters, because as long as doctor’s waiting rooms exist, Ed Sheeran’s music will reign alongside Adele’s.

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Ed Sheeran Thought He Was Gay For Liking Britney Spears And Musical Theater

November 1, 2021 / Posted by:

When he was younger, Ed Sheeran thought he could be gay. Did he envision making out with the captain of the football team, or picture going to prom with THEE school sk8er boi hottie with the floppy hair and Converse sneakers? No, none of that. But he did like Britney Spears’ music and musical theater. “But could he draw in the third grade?!,” asked Mackelmore.

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Ed Sheeran Tested Positive For Coronavirus And Now “Saturday Night Live” Is Reportedly “Scrambling” To Replace Him As Musical Guest

October 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Ed Sheeran is supposed to be the musical guest on an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live, but that’s probably not going to happen. Because 30-year-old Ed caught COVID-19 and now he’s holed up in quarantine. Well, I guess it’s better to be dropped as the SNL musical guest over coronavirus than the N-word leaping out of your mouth.

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