Category: Dustin Hoffman

Meryl Streep Kind Of Defended Dustin Hoffman Over A Groping Story

November 7, 2017 / Posted by:

After the Harvey Weinstein dam broke, sexual misconduct accusations about Hollywood’s powerful men gushed everywhere. Two women have come forward saying Dustin Hoffman sexually assaulted them, including one who was only 17 when he was 47. It made a few news outlets run with an old 1979 Time interview where Meryl Streep said put his hand on her breast, because that’s totally a normal and non-creepy way to greet a possible co-worker. Meryl is now saying that the story was misleading.  Continue reading

Another Woman Has Accused Dustin Hoffman Of Sexual Harassment

November 2, 2017 / Posted by:

For the past several weeks, I’ve woken up and thought: “I wonder who is going to get accused of sexual harassment today?“. But recently I’ve just been slapping the snooze and thinking, “Okay, five more minutes before I see who the latest alleged creeps are.Dustin Hoffman was already accused of sexual assault by a woman who says he groped her when she was a 17-year-old production assistant. And now another accuser has come forward.

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Nicki Minaj Brought Rich Vampire Realness To The AmfAR Gala

May 26, 2017 / Posted by:

The annual Cannes amfAR Gala for AIDS research was held last night, and it’s an event that truly brings out the best attempts in fashion. This is what Nicki Minaj looked like, and I love it all. The Morticia Addams hair paired with the un-dead boudoir eleganza from Roberto Cavalli and the ten pounds of diamonds makes her look like Vampira’s money-hungry hustler sister Scampira. Watch out, rich dudes – she’ll suck the life out of you and your bank account!

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Dustin Hoffman Allegedly Went Full-Asshole On Meryl Streep During The Filming Of “Kramer Vs. Kramer”

March 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair recently published a piece about the making of Kramer vs. Kramer adapted from Michael Schulman’s upcoming biography about acting legend and 4,973-time Oscar nominee Meryl Streep titled Her Again: Becoming Meryl Streep. Even though Kramer vs. Kramer won Meryl her first Academy Award and introduced her to mainstream Hollywood success, filming it was apparently a fucking headache, figuratively and literally. According to Michael Schulman, Dustin Hoffman took the art of method acting to a dark place by slapping Meryl Streep on the second day of shooting.

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Angelina Jolie And Most Of The Chosen Ones Made A Red Carpet Appearance Yesterday

January 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Okay, so I’ve had my assistants, St. Francis of Assisi and Jesus, mark the spot where my friend God will be parting the clouds and sending down a soft beam of heavenly light to illuminate my halo. So if you can let all the photographers know that they should shoot me from over there, that would be great.”

In case you’re wondering why there was recently a dramatic increase in reported miracles and little old ladies claiming to have seen the image of a pair of severe cheekbones in their toast, it was because Angelina Jolie and her flock of SITs (saints-in-training) walked among us regulars yesterday. St. Angie brought 5 of her wingless angels (Maddox stayed home with Daddy Brad) to the Los Angeles premiere for Kung Fu Panda 3. They didn’t stroll down the red carpet with Angie – us mere humans can only handle so much blessing. But they did leave the theater together, which I’m sure is Heaven’s equivalent to seeing pictures of the Royal Family on the Buckingham Palace balcony.

The appearance of St. Angie at the Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere isn’t that surprising (bitch has a movie to pimp); I am, however, surprised her kids found the time. According to the Daily Mail, Shilo and Zahara have been busy sponsoring a Cambodian family. Apparently they were approached by a 16-year-old girl while they were getting ice cream in Siem Reap with Daddy Brad, and were so moved by her story that they took her and her 12 brothers and sisters shopping for new clothes and bikes. That’s technically enough to earn them 8 gold stars and honorary sainthood. But I guess they had an open spot on their philanthropy schedules and wanted to put in a little extra charity work, so they swung by the premier with their mom.

Here’s more of Our Lady of Perpetual Cheekbones and five kids whose faces are probably already on prayer cards, as well as a bunch of non-holy types and their kids, like Jack Black and Kate Hudson.

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What In Tan & Bones Hell?

May 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Well, if you cut yourself on St. Angie Jo’s shank-like knee cap, you can stick Brad-Aid Pitt over your boo boo to stop the blood from gushing everywhere.

You know, if you were able to bet your entire dildo collection on what color Angie would wear to her premiere, we’d all have more dildos, because we’d all bet that she’d show up wearing the color of our hearts. It’s pretty much a given that St. Morticia will always hit the red carpet in bone-to-bone black. She didn’t disappoint at the Kung Fu Panda premiere in L.A. earlier this morning when she wore an outfit that’s usually seen on a Benihana hostess in mourning. But Brad Pitt stole the shine from her by dressing like a human skid mark. The only way Brad’s ensemble could be more perfect if it was in velour and he was wearing it on a Segway while whistling at the honeys in a park in Boca. An outfit like that should come with a cigar and a bag of chewy candies.

And believe it or not, Brangie weren’t the only ones at the Kung Fu Panda premiere. I KNOW! There were others! Others like Jack Black, Marcia Gay Harden (who showed Angie up in a major way), Lucy Liu, Dustin Hoffman and James Hong.

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