Category: DUI
David Koechner Of “The Office” Was Arrested For DUI And A Hit And Run
You may know David Koechner from his roles as Todd Packer in The Office or as Champ Kind in the Anchorman films. But cops in Simi Valley, California know him best as the guy they arrested for drunk driving and allegedly hitting a street sign on New Year’s Eve…. afternoon. Yep, dude was arrested for a DUI at 3:00 PM. Afternoon delight, indeed.
Reese Witherspoon Says Her 2013 Arrest Was “Embarrassing”
It’s not often we get video proof of celebrities acting like dummies with the law, but Oscar-winning American Citizen™, Reese Witherspoon, gave us one for the ages back in 2013 when her and husband, Jim Toth, were pulled over for doing some fucked-up driving in Atlanta. Reese, despite not being asked by the cop to get out of the car, got out of the car, readjusted her Zooey Deschanel wig and in a soft, yet pointed voice, blurted out some “do you know who I am?” nonsense.
As we know, Jim was arrested for DUI and failure to maintain a lane while driving and Reese was charged with disorderly conduct. Well, Reese is opening up about the fiasco and, needless to say, she’s no longer Laura Jeanne “THIS IS BEYOND” Poon. Well, not when a recording device is around anyway.
Sam Hunt Got Busted For DUI In Nashville After Driving The Wrong Way Down A Street
In one of the only Sam Hunt songs I know, Body Like A Back Road, he croons out the lyric, “I know every curve like the back of my hand.” But in real-life, Sam Hunt doesn’t know every curve of the streets in Nashville, because he drove the wrong way down one. Or least I should say he doesn’t know every curve while Budweiser is his co-pilot. Because country singer Sam Hunt was arrested for allegedly driving while twenty shades of drunk.
Pooch Hall Has Been Charged With DUI And Felony Child Abuse
Earlier this month, bad parenting got a new poster boy in Ray Donovan actor Marion “Pooch” Hall, after he allegedly got drunk and let his 2-year-old son drive him home, rather than, oh I don’t know, literally ANYTHING ELSE besides letting a toddler drive. Pooch was arrested for DUI and felony child endangerment. TMZ says that Pooch has recently been formally charged for that night, and he’s looking at a felony child abuse charge.
Katie Price Was Arrested On Suspicion Of Drunk Driving After Crashing Her Pink Range Rover
Note: That is Katie Price’s actual mug shot and not a sloppily made mess created by me.
It’s been almost 9 months since I’ve written about Katie Price, and I was hoping that the next time I wrote about her it would be to slow clap for THE QUEEN for doing the right thing by relinquishing the throne to Katie, making her the true Queen of England and Harvey Price a prince. But the only title Katie Price got last night was the Queen of Messy when she crashed her pink Range Rover in an alleged drunken haze after getting into a fight with her current boy toy and showing up at her ex-boy toy’s birthday party. Harvey, come get your mom! Actually, don’t, you don’t need to be around that sad scene right now.
Vince Vaughn Got Arrested For A DUI
48-year-old Vince Vaughn is a guy who looks like he was born to take a shitty mug shot (and has). And yet, his second mug shot might be one of the least-messy DUI celebrity mugshots in the history of the medium. Some people get all the luck. Well, at least mugshot-wise. Otherwise, Vince Vaughn isn’t so lucky. TMZ says he was arrested for a DUI early Sunday morning.
Police say that around 12:30am on Sunday, Vince and a friend were stopped at a checkpoint in Manhattan Beach, CA. Both were asked to exit the vehicle, a request an uncooperative Vince initially declined.
Eventually police got Vince and his friend out of the car and he was arrested an hour later for misdemeanor DUI and obstructing an officer. His friend was arrested for obstruction and public intoxication. At about 4am they were both in jail. Vince and his unknown friend posted bail and have since been released.
This would be Vince Vaughn’s first time getting a DUI. TMZ doesn’t say who Vince’s passenger was, so let’s just say it was Owen Wilson, and they were on their way to their second wedding reception of the night. Don’t tell me almost-50 Vince Vaughn wouldn’t try to crash a wedding in a sloppy grey t-shirt and all-day sun damage.
Pic: Manhattan Beach Police Department