Category: Duggars

TLC Has Cancelled “Counting On”

June 30, 2021 / Posted by:

There was probably a time that whenever a Duggar popped out a kid, TLC heard a little cash register “cha-ching” sound. Because Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s faith-based refusal to wrap it up was big business for TLC for a very long time, starting with 17 Kids and Counting, then 18 Kids and Counting, 19 Kids and Counting, and finally, the spin-off centered on their rapidly reproducing spawn, Counting On. But then TLC went from counting kids to counting how many awful allegations were being made against Josh Duggar and that kind of killed the whole vibe of the show. And since the only thing Josh should be counting on at the moment is how many years he might get behind bars, TLC has decided to cancel the show.

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Jill Duggar Defends Feeding Her Dog Unused Breast Milk From Her Freezer

June 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Even though she’s married to Derrick DillardJill Duggar managed to earn herself the title of Most Sane Duggar (although, that’s not that hard to do) because she moved away from the rest of her family and started talking on YouTube about wild and wacky things like using condoms. Jill has now made headlines for telling everyone that she gave her dog years-old frozen leftover breast milk. I mean, okay, but she’s still looking pretty normal in comparison. Her brother has been charged with child porn though, so it’s a low bar.

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Josh Duggar Has Been Charged With Receiving And Possessing Child Pornography

April 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night, we learned that Josh Duggar had been arrested in Arkansas, and was being held in federal custody. We didn’t know why at the time, and Michael K, who reported the news, threw out several guesses, like money laundering (which would be very on-brand for the Duggars), or child porn (which would be on-brand for Josh). Well, Josh Duggar has formally been charged with receiving and possessing child porn. Jill Duggar has probably never been more grateful that she stopped taking her family’s phone calls.

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Jill Duggar Has Distanced Herself From Her Family

October 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Okay but to be honest, wouldn’t we all do the same? Although our version of distance might be to move as far away from the sulfuric stench of Yellow Pocket Angels Eggs as possible. In Jill Duggar’s case, it just means not joining the rest of her 1.8 million brothers and sisters on television, in exchange for the freedom to just live her gosh-darn life how she wants to.

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The Duggar’s Lair Was Raided By Homeland Security… But They Deny It

November 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Many have a microwave bag of popcorn in their kitchen cabinet marked “Reserved For The Fall Of The Duggars,” and well, you may soon be able to pull that out, pop it, season it with some holy water and frankincense, and toss satisfying kernel after satisfying kernel into your mouth while watching the Duggars get theirs. Because there’s several reports claiming that Homeland Security raided the Duggar’s compound in Tontitown, Arkansas over the weekend, and a rep for HSI confirmed that they were there as part of an ongoing federal criminal investigation. But since the Duggar’s First Commandment is Thou Shalt Lie To Save Face, they are clutching their version of the bible (read: bank records and legal documents they probably don’t want the feds to see) all surprised-like at this “fake news.”

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Michelle Duggar Is Too Saintly For “Deviled Eggs” And Instead Calls Them “Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs”

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

What happens when religious fundamentalism meets the English language? Chaos, apparently. People is reporting that Michelle Duggar–AKA the vaginal equivalent to the Wardrobe in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe–was so offended by the unholy name of a popular food dish that she literally changed its whole ass name and calls it something else. While promoting Jesus’ Rise on Easter weekend, she let it be known that you heathens can fill your sinful mouths with deviled eggs, but she and her holy family are going to be busy munching on “yellow pocket angel eggs” you motherfucking demons! Continue reading

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