Category: Duchess Meghan

Meghan Markle and Jessica Mulroney Were Supposedly On The Outs Before Racism Controversy

June 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Last week, everyone outside of “Toronto high society” (HA!) collectively asked “Who?” in response to the news that Jessica Mulroney, stylist/shoe heiress/wife to Ben Mulroney (entertainment news host and son of a former conservative Canadian Prime Minister), abused her white privilege and threatened Black social media influencer Sasha Exeter. All because Sasha posted a Black Lives Matter post that Jessica misinterpreted as a personal attack on her. The narcissistic white fragility… far too much. Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan Has Advice For Prince Harry And Meghan Markle On Avoiding The Paparazzi In Los Angeles

April 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have become peasants and moved to Los Angeles. As all peasants do during a pandemic. Now that the two former working royals are residents of the completely private mecca known as Los Angeles, the biggest star around has some advice for them. Just kidding, it’s Lindsay Lohan who gave them advice on how to avoid paparazzi. I mean, the advice is pretty simple: STOP CALLING THEM! But LiLo had more to say.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Named Their New Non-Profit “Archewell” After Their Son

April 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Now that their Sussex Royal brand is kaput, newly christened commoners Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are doing a rebrand, which is the celebrity version of cutting your own bangs after a breakup. Yesterday the non-royals told The Telegraph that they’re launching a non-profit organization called “Archewell”.

The couple weren’t planning on announcing Archewell (does anyone else just think of Snackwell’s?) just yet, but The Telegraph tracked down their trademark applications (for shit like clothing and audiobooks), and they were forced to make a statement. Harry and Megan explained they want to use the organization to “do something of meaning, to do something that matters”. “Pffft”, replied the Queen. They also say the name was inspired by their son, Master Archie.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Back In London (For Now)

March 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Duchess Camilla must be sleeping well this week because she’s been relieved of British tabloid punching bag duty – Meghan Markle is back in town! March 31st is Prince Harry and Meghan’s last day as seniors royals. But before they have to take “Royal” off all their social media and T-shirts they planned to hawk on Etsy, they have to finish up a few previously scheduled royal engagements. Harry has been in London already hyping up the Invictus Games and having four-hour heart-to-hearts with Grammy, er, THE QUEEN. But now Meghan is there to do one last whirl of smiles, nods and handshakes (OK, maybe not that…unless you’re Prince William) before she can steal Harry once and for all on the other side of the pond! Meanwhile, Archie is back in Canada.  Continue reading

The Queen And Prince Harry Had A Heart-To-Heart

March 3, 2020 / Posted by:

The clock is ticking for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to drop their royal duties to become movie stars and high-paid public speakers. But before they leave senior royal life, The Queen reportedly had a long-ass chit chat with Harry while he was in London for the Invictus Games. They reportedly made amends, but, nah, those freeloaders still can’t use “royal” for their branding.

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Jessica Mulroney Denies Setting Up A Charity Site For Prince Harry And Meghan Markle 

February 24, 2020 / Posted by:

There is a Royal imposter! A website which was seemingly associated with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle has been exposed as fraudulent. The site touting the name “Sussex Royal” popped up Wednesday but is in no way connected to the soon-to-be former senior royals, so says Meghan’s bestie, Jessica Mulroney, who was getting blamed for the site but is making it clear she has nothing to do with it.

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