Duchess Meghan is going through it lately (but luckily she has two things called Prince Harry and “not having to worry about money” to get her through it). Between feeling her ankles starting to swell with pregnancy from having to cope with the supposed feud she’s having with her sister-in-law Duchess Kate over dresses, life isn’t easy for a gal new to the British royal family. And then you’ve got her Pops. Thomas Markle is still turning to the press to report everything he’s feeling about his estranged daughter. This time he brought photos, letters, and a revelation that he felt it necessary to ask his ex-wife and Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland, why Meghan isn’t speaking to him. This is sort of meta or Russian nesting doll or something because the answer is this interview you’re currently giving to the Daily Mail, fool.
It looks like THE QUEEN is about to get a little crowded on her throne. RuPaul and her queens have saved many gay bars in the U.S. with RuPaul’s Drag Race watch parties, and they’re now going to do it on the other side of the pond. Ru announced today she’s feeding international desire and expanding her own empire with a U.K. version of Drag Race – and it sounds like there was a bidding war over what channel got to air it.
Normally, THE QUEEN instructs her minions to maintain a DGAF policy when it comes to royal feuds, but this time it seems like HBIC is pissed holiday attention that normally goes to what she might say in her annual Christmas address is now all about how Duchess Meghan and Duchess Kate would wear something from Duchess Camilla’s closet than spend time with each other. This year, she’s making everyone play nice and spend holidays under the same roof. Everyone will have a happy holidays or else, dammit!
Unlike summer’s biggest quickie engagement that ended up careening off the rails and into a ditch, summer’s second-biggest quickie engagement appears to be chugging along full steam ahead to the altar. Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are supposed to get married this weekend in Jodhpur, India after dating for about six months. E! News posted the famous names on Priyanka and Nick’s wedding guest list, and it would appear that Priyanka’s best Royal family friend Duchess Meghan is skipping the party.
It’s a real pity Joan Rivers isn’t around to look at the ongoing maybe-tiff between Duchess Catherine and Duchess Meghan and have a big enough yawn that it tousles the weave on Giuliana Rancic. Kate and Meg may not be BFF4L to the point where Meghan and Prince Harry are moving from Kensington Palace to a big-ass, taxpayer-funded “cottage” (aka mansion) in Windsor. There’s now a report out that says Kate isn’t liking how all fashion eyes are on Meghan, so she’s upping her style.
Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are expected a baby in the new year, a ROYAL baby with a fancy Royal title if it’s a boy (if it’s a girl, well…tough scones, kid). The new royal baby gets their own fancy backyard, one they won’t have to share with their cousins. According to The Daily Mail, the baby might also have a very fancy set of famous godparents.