Category: Duchess Meghan

Kensington Palace Denies That Duchess Meghan And Prince Harry Are Going To Raise A Gender Fluid Child

March 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Sorry, Celine Dion. I guess Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan won’t be a loyal customer to your gender-fluid baby line! There was a rumor that Meghan was telling her friends she wanted to raise her baby in a gender fluid way, but Kensington Palace hissed out a statement about how, just because Angelina Jolie visited once, doesn’t mean everyone is taking after her parenting skills! OK, they may have phrased it slightly different than that.

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Priyanka Chopra Is Reportedly Mad At Duchess Meghan Markle For Not Going To Her Wedding

February 28, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s Priyanka Chopra in one corner and Duchess Meghan in the other! Time for a round of: Rich And Famous Petty Drama–Wedding Edition, as Page Six is saying that Priyanka is mad at her super-famous super-royal best-friend for not attending her wedding. Someone call Samantha Markle–she finally has someone to bitch about Meghan with!

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Duchess Meghan May Sue The Mail On Sunday For Publishing Her Letter To Thomas Markle

February 25, 2019 / Posted by:

I honestly think there would be nothing worse than if a newspaper A- thought I was interesting enough to write about and B- started going through my garbage to publish all the crap they find. Duchess Meghan has been going through that ever since she won the dating lottery and began to hump on Prince Harry. She hasn’t exactly had the easiest commoner-to-royal transition since, uh, her dad, Thomas Markle, and his side of the family are trash. The Mail on Sunday helped take it to the next level the other week by publishing a letter Meghan wrote to her dad after the wedding, telling him to cut his bullshit. It seems like Meghan REALLY didn’t appreciate that, so now she’s threatening legal action against them.

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Beyoncé and Jay-Z Scooped Up A Brit Award And Gave A Nod To Duchess Meghan

February 21, 2019 / Posted by:

I assumed the only thing Beyoncé and Jay-Z curtsied to was cold hard cash (and maybe whatever VH1 Behind The Music producer was able to give a catty “Where are they now?!” segment to Farrah Franklin), but at this year’s Brit Awards, they showed they have a soft spot in their hearts for Duchess Meghan, probably because they want her ass to be in one of those perfume ad-esque videos they play at an upcoming On The Run tour.

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Duchess Meghan And Serena Williams Went Out To Dinner After The Baby Shower

February 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan enjoyed a dinner at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar restaurant last night following day one of her tacky two-day American baby shower hosted by her tacky American friends. I’m surprised they still had an appetite after a playing the “Name That Poop” melted candy bar in a diaper game but they somehow still managed to dine. Joining Meghan at dinner was good friend Serena Williams who also attended the first shower. According to The Cut, Meghan’s surprise trip to New York City is winding down and she’s expected to leave the city today after her second show and probably after making a pit stop at a bodega for a sack full of bacon egg and cheese sammies for the plane.

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