Category: Duchess Meghan

The Royals Released A Family Photo For Prince Charles’ Birthday – And Didn’t Include THE QUEEN!

November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

In what I imagine is either a quest to get picked as the go-to stock picture for frames at the local Hallmark shop or another way to show they’re #justlikeus, Prince Charles& Co. released two family photos to coincide with his 70thbirthday today. Apparently, THE QUEEN did not get the invitation to the party!

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Duchess Meghan’s Personal Assistant Has Reportedly Quit

November 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Last week, Michael brought us the story of Duchess Meghan‘s alleged wedding day tiara demands. And the person I felt the most bad for in that story was whoever would assist Duchess Meghan as she tried to wrap her hands around her tiara of choice (not an enviable job when you’re yanking it from The Queen). Whoever that was no longer has to worry about awkward moments like that, as The Daily Mail is reporting that Meghan’s personal assistant has quit.

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THE QUEEN May Have Bitched Prince Hot Ginge Out Over Duchess Meghan’s Tiara Demands 

November 9, 2018 / Posted by:

The Crown people need to stop whatever they’re doing and immediately start shooting the current day royal years, because I really want to sit back with a cup of gin on the rocks (in honor of THE QUEEN) and get into the 100% factual scene where Meghan Markle (played by Duchess Meghan) and THE QUEEN (played by Imelda Staunton in older lady drag) tussle over a tiara as a Corgi bites at Meghan’s ankle and Prince Philip referees.

The New York Times of England known as The Sun says that THE QUEEN had to tell Prince Hot Ginge to check his ho (those are the exact words THE QUEEN used) when Meghan got mad about not being able to wear her first choice for a tiara on her wedding day. Who knew that Samantha Markle was the new editor-in-chief of The Sun? Congrats on getting an actual job, Sammy!

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HUGE NEWS: Duchess Meghan’s First Photographer Credit Has Landed On Kensington Palace Twitter

October 27, 2018 / Posted by:

This just in! Duchess Meghan owns a camera and took a photo of her husband, Prince Harry! Then that photo was uploaded to the Kensington Palace Twitter page! Get out your royal journal and mark October 27, 2018 as another Meghan “first” underneath the entry for “Meghan eats her first Vegemite toast. Royals- they’re just like us!

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Plane Had To Abort A Landing

October 26, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s not all shrimp on the Barbie and Kylie Minogue sing-offs during the Australian (and other places) royal tour of Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan (seen above cosplaying as Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta at the the Australian Geographic Society Gala Awards in Sydney). The two were on a chartered Qantas flight into Sydney earlier today, and they were basically at the runway when the pilot pulled a “JK, mates!” and had to abort the landing and go around for a do-over. No, it wasn’t because they saw Thomas Markle and decided to get the eff out of there. There was another plane, but Thomas might come into play when the expecting parents get back to London.

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Duchess Meghan Accidentally Stepped Out With The Tag Still On Her Dress

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Recently, Duchess Meghan left an appearance earlier than expected in Fiji after the crowds practically got close enough to check the tag on her dress to see where they could grab such an item. On Thursday, nobody had to get that close to see what Duchess Meghan was wearing, because the tag that was still hanging off her dress took care of that.

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