Category: Dua Lipa

The Billboard Music Awards Fashions Put The “Bored” In Billboard

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?

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The Swifties Came For Dua Lipa

February 26, 2018 / Posted by:

If pop music was a high school…HAHAHA, I know, I know…if. Lemme start over: because pop music is a high school, there are clear cliques involved. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are obviously two captains of the cheerleading squad and dance team and spend most of their days dropping anonymous hate mail in each other’s trapper keepers. Pretty much every pop starlet after them can be placed under one or the other, apart from Madonna, and that’s just because she’s too busy at the liquor store buying them booze since they both got busted for fake IDs. Dua Lipa seems like the chick who doesn’t have time for petty white girl nonsense, so she’s just getting high beyond the field house. Naturally, there’s no room for Switzerlands in this game, and she learned the hard way what it’s like to be vaulted and then slammed to the ground by Taylor’s legion. Continue reading


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