An awards show really isn’t an awards show until some kind of drama breaks out at the afterparty, and this honor goes to Migos and Chris Brown. I wonder if the court still thinks that Chris Brown doesn’t need violence prevention classes? Just wondering out loud here.
In an alternate universe, this story is about Justin Bieber’s nanny finally getting revenge on him for the time he threw a tantrum and made her miss Hot in Cleveland. But in this world, it’s about the time Justin Bieber tried to whoop a dude’s ass in Cleveland ten months ago.
While performing a show in London on Wednesday night as part of Drake’s Boy Meets World Tour, he took a sharp slap at one of his oldest foes, Chris Brown. If Drake’s tour was anything like the real Boy Meets World, this would be where Mr. Feeny sits Drake’s ass down to tell him to stop poking at Chris Brown.
So much for that emotional apology. 24 hours ago, Soulja Boy claimed that he was going to be the one to end the stupid drama he started earlier this week after he liked a photo posted by Chris Brown’s ex Karrueche Tran on Instagram. Soulja Boy said he wanted to stop acting like a dumbass because his mama, who is in the hospital, wasn’t proud of his recent behavior. Soulja Boy’s mama might want to take an extended lap in the therapy pool this afternoon, because her son is acting like an idiot again. Soulja Boy still wants to fight Chris Brown.
Chris Brown has been lying relatively low lately. Chris reminded us that he’s still the worst back in September, which is like two decades in Chris Brown Shitty Behavior years. He was denying that CPS was watching his parenting skills. Chris Brown clearly wanted to make up for lost time, because he’s back and he’s brought threats of assault on rapper Soulja Boy with him. So much for “new year, new you.”
Seen above doing a big boy bicep flex right before nap time, Justin Bieber is back at it again with his exhausting and well–documented hatred of his fans. Last night, the little twerp was on his way to perform in Barcelona when one of those deranged Beliebers tried to get too handsy with the goods and stuck his hand in Bieby Boy’s window. Well, Justin had to keep up his brand (which is “shithead Canadian toddler with rabies“) so he took off his Fisher-Price rings, gently tugged his Osh-Kosh leather driving gloves, and slapped his manliest punch.