Category: Donald Trump

Ivana Trump Didn’t Want To Give Up Her Opulent Life To Be A Government Employee 

October 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Nearly three seconds after a doomsday cloud fucked us all in the ass when we found out that Donald Trump won the United States presidency, there was a rumor that he was going to offer his first wife, Czech-American gold digging icon Ivana Trump, the U.S. ambassadorship to the Czech Republic. It was later reported that Ivana turned down the gig, and she’s now telling CBS News the reason why. Ivana just didn’t want to give up her lap of luxury lifestyle, dahling!

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Alec Baldwin Brought His Trump Back For Last Night’s “Saturday Night Live” Premiere

October 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Some people can get a little wrought when I wax hateful about Trump So I will try to keep the anti-Trump talk to a minimum for this post. Kind of like his efforts to aid Puerto Rico. I kid (I don’t)! It was the season premiere of SNL’s 43rd season last night. Ryan Gosling hosted, Emma Stone popped up (is a special edition of La La Land coming out or something?), and Alec Baldwin brought back his Emmy-winning Donald Trump impression.

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Ivanka And Donald Trump Jr. Once Tried To Bump Tiffany Trump Out Of Daddy’s Will

September 26, 2017 / Posted by:

I always figured Ivanka Trump and her brother Donald Trump Jr. were diabolical schemers cozying up to their pops and his wallet until the day he croaks, but this is some 1980s soap opera shit. Newsweek got their hands on an archived interview Trump did with Howard Stern. And if you didn’t already feel bad for the Donald’s Other Daughter Tiffany Trump, well you might now. Not a lot – just a teeny-tiny bit. Like, visualize the amount Donald wants to date Tiffany, and divide it in half.

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George Clooney Shits On Trump Who Shit On The Hollywood Elite

September 25, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s mirrored shitting! It would be easy to take a dump on George Clooney’s “man of the people” claim considering he gets to boink one of the world’s top humanitarian lawyers in a palatial Lake Como estate while he awaits that up to $1 billion Casamigos payment to get divvied up. But you shouldn’t! The Daily Beast landed an interview with Ocean sans the 11, and he’s here to tell Donald Trump and his cronies to back the F up on telling “coastal elites” to shut up. They’re the elite ones! Continue reading

Stevie Wonder Took Both Knees For “America” After Trump’s NFL Comments

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Stevie Wonder ended his performance at the Global Citizens Music Festival in NYC last night by taking a knee in protest of President SexistEgotisticalLyingHypocriticalBigot Trump‘s condemnation of pro sports players protesting injustice during games. But Stevie’s other knee joined the first one in prayer for everybody!

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The Mooch Says Tom Brady May Have Skipped The White House Because Of Ivanka Trump

September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Anthony Scaramucci was on TMZ Live the other day, because even assholes need paychecks in the face of nuclear war and the world going to shit, anything  goes. The Trump White House unemployment line is forming outside the gates of Hollywood, and I can’t wait to see Steve Bannon pop up as a cashier at DASH.

The Mooch knows he’s only good to Harvey Levin for White House gossip and since we all know his thoughts on Reince Preibus, he had to talk about Trump’s favorite gal pal. No, not Ann Coulter. I’m talking about Tom Brady. Continue reading

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