Category: Donald Trump

Duchess Meghan’s Dad Is Pissed That Trump Gets To Meet THE QUEEN Before Him 

June 26, 2018 / Posted by:

When the Royal Mail conveniently “lostDuchess Meghan’s Father’s Day card to fame-whoring extraordinaire Thomas Markle, it was said he was gutted and feared being iced out by all those British snoots. Thomas is so gutted and devastated that he ran crying to the press to say how bad he feels about being punished. Don’t fuck with THE QUEEN, Thomas, or else she’ll punish you AND her whole damn family. Rather than meet with Thomas, QE2 has decided she’ll push him back a few decades on her calendar and instead take a meeting next month with, hoo boy, Donald Trump. What did the rest of the royals do to warrant such a punishment?! Continue reading

David Lynch Thinks Trump Could Go Down As One Of The Greatest Presidents In History (UPDATE)

June 26, 2018 / Posted by:

If you ever needed a sign that we’re living in some backwards times, it might possibly be the one-two punch we’ve experienced in the past few days. Donald Trump’s former late-night bestie Jimmy Fallon has finally become the enemy, while weirdo director David Lynch popped out of nowhere and outed himself as a possible fan. 72-year-old white men with logic-defying hair gotta stick together, I guess?

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Lindsay Lohan Is Successful In Greece And Planning A Reality Show, Also In Greece

June 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan sat down with the New York Times to discuss her once-promising career, demise of said career, and new career of opening night clubs, such as her newest the Lohan Beach House in Mykonos. It is a LONG interview and she shits out a lot of crap. Since I’m paid to sift through it, you don’t have to completely get your eyeballs covered in bullshit while reading all of it.  Continue reading

Donald Trump Slapped Back At Jimmy Fallon For Talking Poorly About Their Interview

June 25, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s another day here on Earth, which means President Donald Trump has been throwing a temper-tantrum on Twitter over some bullshit that would be considered beyond petty even if he wasn’t the President. Donnie places such a high value on loyalty, maybe even more than ill-fitting suits. But if you turn on Donald Trump, you’re officially out of his super-special friendship club (the initiation of which, I assume, involves showing how brave you are by eating lobster cooked in the Mar-a-Lago kitchen). Donald and late-night TV host Jimmy Fallon used to be friendly. Hey, he even let Jimmy finger his disgusting hair pile! Well, that love affair is clearly over.

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Trent Reznor Wants The Taylor Swifts Of The World To Be More Political

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Trent Reznor has some words to say about the apolitical media stars of today. Trent, who is in the process of releasing Bad Witch (the final in a trilogy of politically-charged albums), went in with the New York Times (via THR) when talking about how his band is saving the world through loud, banging music, and others are simply fucking around. Trent said this about Donald Trump:

“What Donald Trump is doing is concerning and infuriating… the disregard for decency and truth and civility is what’s really disheartening.”

Trent then came for our lady of innocence: Taylor Swift! I’m sure she’s gonna love this narrative. Continue reading

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