E News! is reporting that there is another Trump coming our way and the devil family has spawned again. That’s strange… I didn’t notice the water turn to blood, birds falling from the skies, or darkness blotting out the sun… Maybe it was only in Manhattan? It seems that Eric Trump and his wife Lara Trump are expecting their second child.
File this one under:”Stars” (used loosely) who take themselves way too seriously. Also file this one under: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Aubrey O’Day, a singer or Instagram THOT or whatever, recently hosted a “faux” birthday party for her one-time boo, the Fraggle-faced douchelord known as Donald Trump Jr., at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Las Vegas. However, the “gotcha” here is that the party was really Larry Flynt’s way of kicking at the Trumps since he hates them. And he also might hate Aubrey a little bit too, because getting her to host was part of the joke. Well, guess who got the last laugh? Yeah, it was still Larry because Aubrey and her crew showed their entire asses and were promptly shown the door by security moments later.
I don’t think anyone necessarily thought Fox News was suddenly filled with ponies, unicorns, and sunshine just because it got rid of s Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. Apparently Kimberly Guilfoyle was also terrorizing staff by keeping everyone abreast of her sex life (I mean, going from Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump, Jr., I can’t blame her…it’s been ages since we saw that kind of bipartisanship in America!) and even showing off dick pics. Since it’s Fox News, I really hope one of the peen pics involved to Ted Nugent or it would just be a waste of a good game of show ‘n tell.
Newly single Donny Trump Jr. may already have a new footsie partner for those yellow legal pad cloven hoofs of his. According to Page Six, Don is dating Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle. Yes, THAT Kimberly Guilfoyle, about whom rumors of a relationship with The Mooch helped fuel his demise. Maybe she carries curse in her cooch! One can only hope.
Easter is that holiday where everyone hides gin or their choice of sin sauce in eggs around the house and backyard to go find and take a quick shot just so you can stomach a brunch buffet with whatever relatives you’re having to deal with this year. At least, that’s how we celebrate it in in my house. Presumably, that’s how the Trump’s celebrate it, too, (along with every other day of the year) because – pending divorce be damned – Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump spent it together down at Mar-a-Lago. Continue reading
It sounds like things between Aubrey O’Day and Donald Trump Jr. were a little more serious than foot photos and song inspiration. If we can believe a new report, Little Donnie was looking to put a bun in the Aubrey oven.
UsWeekly says Don Jr. was torn up something RULL bad when he and Aubrey split after his now-estranged-wife Vanessa Trump found out about them. A source says Don Jr. really wished he could quit Aubrey and wanted to spawn with her:
“Don told Aubrey he wanted to have a baby with her. They were trying for one.”
We’ve (ok, maybe just I) had Eric Trump pegged to be the softy of the Crabbe and Goyle duo, but maybe it’s been Don Jr. all along:
“He’d call Aubrey and leave long voicemails telling her he still loved her over and over. He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”
Ha! The same boob who is a grown-ass man with a dad in the White House who finds time in the day to post memes to Instagram? I think the real story is we should demand a paternity test to make sure this crybaby is actually Donald Trump’s son! I’m pretty sure the only time Daddy Trump (which I’m sure is a name he likes [insert porn actress name here] to call him) ever cries is when Jeff Sessions refuses to ride a stick pony around the perimeter of the room at cabinet meetings!