Dominic Monaghan Says Evangeline Lilly Cheated On Him And Broke His Heart

Dominic Monaghan, best known as cute lil’ hobbit Merry in the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Charlie on Lost, guested on the most recent episode of Anna Faris’ podcast, Unqualified, and revealed that proud anti-vaxxer/Ottawa Freedom Convoy-supporter Evangeline Lilly was the only person who ever broke his heart. The couple, who co-starred together on Lost, began dating in 2004, the same year Evangeline divorced her Canadian college sweetheart. E! Online reports that 45-year-old Dominic claims he and Evangeline, now 43, were super serious. Unfortunately, they split in 2007 due to Dominic’s passion for drinking and partying. Oh, and Evangeline’s passion for her other boyfriend. Oops, she cheated on him!

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Dominic Monaghan Calls A Girl A Herpes Ridden Dumb Dumb After She Wouldn’t Do Him

Some girl supposedly met Dominic Monaghan at the store she worked at in Los Angeles and she thought they were going to have this major Nicholas Sparks-type romance and he just wanted to drop his Hobbit dick in her coochie for a minute. The chick tells Radar that she exchanged a few text messages with Dominic and after she told him that she’s not interested in some one-time boning and would rather get to know him (HA!), he responded by calling her a Paris Hilton and a Lindsay Lohan. The chick asked Radar not to use her name (“Don’t use my name in your story, but make sure you write the correct name on the check you’re going to give me”!) and she only gave them the text messages he sent her. So who knows what the hell her ass said to him.

The chick tells Radar that they were supposed to go out on a date, but she wanted him to pick her up and he wasn’t having any of that. Then he told her that he only wanted to hit it and quit it. The girl said this:

“I told him the gentlemanly thing to do would be to pick me up for a date. He told me he wasn’t a ‘taxi service’ and that I’d have to earn that with him. Right off the bat he just wanted sex. I wasn’t really down for that, and I told him that I wouldn’t just sleep with him because I’m not that kind of girl. He never gave it a chance, like didn’t even want to get to know me. It’s sad. He told me he didn’t care because I was hot.

People need to know that he’s not the nice guy he appears to be. He’s trash.”

In the text messages, Dominic lets a trick knows that he owns three houses, has $20 million in the bank and that HIS movies have made billions of dollars and that he created Lost. That’s 80 tons of delusion in a 5’7″, 90 pound bag. Here’s some of the text messages that trick gave to Radar:

Dominic’s side of this mess is totally different. He tells Radar that she’s been harassing him for two years and won’t stop texting him, so he finally had enough and told her off.

She sounds like a crazy, delusional stalker and he sounds like a crazy (but hilarious), delusional bag of cold assholes. What I’m saying is that they need to stop ignoring all the sexual tension and give in to each other’s crazy, delusional asses. Two crazy bitches belong together. They’re destined for a lifetime of fighting in restaurants, fighting in their three driveways, fighting in bars, fighting in (insert the name of every public place here) and making each other’s lives absolutely fucking miserable while keeping the LAPD in business. They should stop this mess and give in to the inevitable.

Shots Fired: Dominic Monaghan Accuses Matthew Fox Of Being A Lady Beater

For the past year or so, Matthew Fox has quickly shown his true colors as a bona fide cunt menace to humanity by having a one-sided boxing match with a party bus driver’s poon, among other things. And now his old co-worker from Lost, Dominic Monaghan, has fully called him out on Twitter for being a full-time resident of WhoopinAssville. Not even a part-time resident. A full-time resident who files taxes there and everything. It all started when Dom had a little Q&A on Twitter and one of his followers, ‏@omggbeccaa, asked him to “holla” at Matthew Fox to get a Twitter. If Dom had a filter, he spit it out and cared not one fuck when he answered with this:

@omggbeccaa he beats women. No thanks.

@omggbeccaa must’ve thought Dom was talking about the party bus beat down, because she told him she knows it was wrong, but what about all those good times they had together. Dom continued to spill enough tea to keep Celestial Seasonings in business forever:

@omggbeccaa how do you know we ever did?you don’t know either of us.he beats women.not isolated incidents.often.not interested.

When others told Dom that he better sit on his fingers before Matthew Fox stops slapping women to use his hands to slap Dom with a lawsuit, the hobbit didn’t back down:

@Fate815 @omggbeccaa an accusation is when you”claim” someone did something wrong.i know.but hey little fan girl maybe want to get slapped

@Fate815 @omggbeccaa around by him? Daddy issues? Blinded by the nice haircut? It’s never okay. Maybe you have lower standards.

@Fate815 @omggbeccaa and it’s very difficult to sue someone for speaking the truth. Have you received an education dear?

Dominic hasn’t had a case of Twitterer’s remorse and hasn’t taken a Magic Erase to all his claims, because his Tweets are still up. Every now and again the celebrity world surprises my ass and this is one of those times, because I can’t believe a celebrity has Tweeted his mind without caring about staying neutral and shit. If I could, I’d get on my knees and blow on air kiss right into Dom’s face for that. I kind of believe this too. I knew Matthew had asshole running through his veins when he punched a party bus driver’s tits. It’s called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists.

Source: CDAN via Jezebel

So That’s What Happened To Charlie!

After Christian lets in that bright ass light at the end of Lost, Charlie is dragged down to the basement to live in a dump house where he and Megan Fox slap each other around while Eminem hops like a bunny in the backyard and RiRi McDonald brings the raw emotion in the front.

This is the video for Eminem and RiRi’s “Love The Way You Lie”, which some say is taking domestic violence and putting it in front of a camera at Glamour Shots. You be the Judge Judy.

One of the things that concerns me the most about this video is that some coked up movie executive is going to see the shot of Megan Fox with flames shooting out of her hands and think to himself, “We’ve finally found our star for the Firestarter remake!” DAMN YOU, EMINEM!