The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 4th!

Pablo was ecstatic to finally meet Spencer and Heidi Pratt – Captain Who-Who

Runners-up:

Pedro agrees, this is a job for CHERYL BURKE. – OurMissC

Dirty, Sanchez. – Plecostomus

Who ordered the sidewalk, animal style? – Provolone

(Thanks Chase)

Open Post: Hosted By Dollhouse Dude

Please step inside Dollhouse Dude’s elegant boudoir in his luxurious abode right on Hollywood Boulevard. DD got extra fancy just for you. He wore one of Phyllis Diller’s old merkins and Mrs. Roper’s weekend ho dress for this extra special occasion.

Please don’t ask me if Dollhouse Dude is homeless. I mean, his name is DollHOUSE Dude. He has a house. It’s just on his head. But seriously, this is just him camping out during all the Oscar madness. Pucker up and give him a kiss.

Dollhouse Dude Has Gone Overboard

When we first met Dollhouse Dude, he kept it simple and elegant with just one regular dollhouse on his head. But now Dollhouse Dude has obviously let fame get to his head and has gone way too far. Even Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock would tell his ass that he’s overaccessorizing.

Looking like a crazy hoarder’s wet dream is not fucking cute. It’s time for a makeUNDER courtesy of Waste Management.

The Return Of Dollhouse Dude

Extreme Dollhouse Dude Makeover! The wise Dollhouse Dude has returned to spread his infinite wisdom with us all. He also did up his Dollhouse really fancy-like and bought a robe from the “Kung Fu” prop sale.

TMZ caught up with him last night and he added some kind of airplane thing to the top of his dollhouse. High fucking art! He also talked about how he’s only been in Hollywood for 5-months and has already gotten 20 tickets. Something tells me it wasn’t for parking violations, but for disturbing the peace.

Wait….he’s only been in Hollywood for 5-months and he’s already a mega star!? It’s only up from here. Dollhouse Dude 4 President!

Click here to watch the video. He talks about other shit, but I really don’t know what he’s saying. Whatever he’s mumbling about, I co-sign it all.

Image: The Arab Parrot