Today’s Definition Of Random Is Brought To You By Kathy Griffin Dragging Don Cheadle, And Him Dragging Her Back
I pretty much forgot that Kathy Griffin’s career hit the shit can when she posted a picture of her holding up a “decapitated Trump head” (aka a Michael Myers mask with the carcass of a Garfield doll taped to the top and covered with ketchup), because so much has happened between then and now, and my brain can only hold a certain amount of fuckery. But Kathy Griffin has not forgotten, and she also hasn’t forgotten those she believes didn’t stand up for her including Don Cheadle. Yesterday, Kathy shit on her “friend” Don for turning on her back then, and he let her know that the half of the “best friends forever” heart pendant she thinks he gave her must’ve come from a different Don Cheadle, because “You Got A Friend In Me” is not a song he’s ever sang to her.
Jason Momoa is what you might call a very hot person, and sometimes very hot people get used to being the center of attention. So what happens when a very hot person doesn’t get the attention they’re accustomed to? They pull some Marvel/DC cross-over shenanigans in which Aquaman channels his inner Hulk.
Ever since Sandra Bullock packed up her things and got the hell out of Jesse James’ chopper-building swastika-loving life in 2010, she left all comments about him in the past. Jesse James, on the other hand, just can’t quite stop talking about his Oscar-winning ex-wife. Two years ago, Jesse boo-hoo-hoo’ed about his failed marriage and loss of their son Louis. And he’s doing it again.
So remember back in December when a cell phone exploded in CeeLo Green’s face and it turned out to be a big hoax to promote his new music project, Gnarly Davidson? We finally got to meet Gnarly Davidson in person during the Grammys. And just like his namesake, Gnarly is also loud, obnoxious, and looks like he stinks of chemical fumes. And yet, still more tolerable that the real CeeLo Green.
CeeLo wore a gold ensemble with some kind of comic book villain thing happening on his head. I’m sure the look he was going for was menacing and powerful, but he looks more like a knock-off Power Ranger toy from the dollar store. He also looks like what you’d get from a grandma who has never seen Star Wars after she offers to make your C3PO costume for Halloween. Of course the internet quickly took to roasting him on Twitter and turning him into a variety of memes.
Some of that gold spray paint must have reacted poorly with some butt crack sweat and caused a major chafe situation, because CeeLo Green didn’t stick around the Grammys for very long. It appears he hopped into one of Adam West’s old rides and went home.
CeeLo Green leaves the Grammys early because he didn't win anything ??? pic.twitter.com/Nt4xfnacVq
— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) February 13, 2017
CeeLo didn’t win anything because he wasn’t actually nominated for a Grammy this year, so he wasn’t leaving early out of pettiness. Then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if CeeLo’s crazy ass thought he was nominated in every category. The final straw came after losing Best Country Solo Performance to Maren Morris, and he was like “That’s it, this shit is clearly rigged. Driver, go get the car.”
Here’s more of CeeNO STOP at the Grammys last night, as well as his debut as Gnarly Davidson at a pre-Grammy party on Saturday night.
Surprisingly, this situation doesn’t involve Kim Kardashian responding to yesterday’s news that Beyonce is pregnant with twins by speed-dialing TMZ and letting them know a “source” thinks she might be pregnant with triplets. This situation with Kim actually happened two days ago.
Olivia Munn has been seen with a ring on that finger, which can mean one of two things. She’s either engaged to Aaron Rodgers, or she had so much fun trolling Aaron’s family last week that she decided to do it again. No matter what the reason, I’m sure it has caused Aaron’s estranged family to collectively scream into pillows.
People says Aaron and Olivia were seen leaving a party in Beverly Hills over the weekend, and what do you know? She just so happened to be wearing an engagement-looking ring. Most people hold their steering wheel at ten-and-two, but Olivia made sure to get maximum exposure by keeping her left hand at attention o’clock.
— People Magazine (@people) January 30, 2017
This isn’t the first time Olivia and Aaron found themselves in the middle of an engagement rumor. Last year, Olivia shot down talk that they were engaged by posting a screenshot of a conversation with her confused mom to Instagram. Neither Olivia or Aaron has denied anything yet.
I’m inclined to believe that Olivia really is engaged to Aaron. For one thing, they’ve been together for almost three years, so it wouldn’t exactly be that strange for them to take their relationship into the legal end zone, so to speak. And really, if Olivia’s goal was to troll Aaron’s anti-Olivia family, she would have trolled way harder. Like calling up Neil Lane and requesting the exact same ring Aaron’s brother Jordan Rogers gave to JoJo Fletcher. And then immediately hopping on Instagram to act like it’s just a regular old ring that Aaron bought her. “It’s JoJo’s engagement ring from The Bachelorette? Oh, I had no idea. We had no interest in that season.”