We don’t hear Adele talking about her personal business very often. She saves that shit for her art and that’s paid off pretty well for her thus far. And when I say paid, I mean PAAAAAID. Unlike some other famous people we know, if Adele’s got $50,000 sinks in her bathroom, good for her, but we’ll never know. According to People, as of May 2018, Adele was worth approximately $182 million (up from $69 million the previous year). We’re only hearing about it now because she could lose half of it in a divorce since she and her husband Simon Konecki don’t have a prenup in place. As much as I’d probably enjoy an Adele album called “30 And a HALF?!!?”, I hope it doesn’t go down like that.
UPDATE: That was fast. TMZ says that Kevin Hunter is officially off Wendy’s show. Now her staffers just need to clean out the break room refrigerator of any open containers that Kevin may have spit or pissed in as an act of revenge!
The Blast is reporting that Wendy Williams is about to have a messy divorce. Wendy made all of us cheer hoorah when she finally decided to divorce her cheating husband, Kevin Hunter. Knocking up his side-chick really kicked a wrench in Wendy’s ability to purposely look past his infidelities, I guess. Well, talking shit and being a mess has been very lucrative for Wendy and she’s worth a lot of money. And Wendy and Kevin have been together for the creation of all of that money, so–as to be expected–Kevin is already holding out his hands and going “pay me”.
Logan Marshall-Green’s Wife Diane Gaeta Called Out His Cheating Ways On Instagram After Filing For Divorce
If you’re saying “who?” over that headline like I did, let me assure you that this isn’t about that dickhead YouTuber or some amazing Logan’s Run sequel you’ve been waiting 40 years for (which is actually happening!). 42-year-old Logan Marshall-Green is an actor who just got figuratively John Bobbitt-ed by his now 38-year-old estranged wife Diane Gaeta over her public Instagram allegations of his cheating ways that led to her filing for divorce yesterday.
I hope Trey Parker has the number of a good tattoo removal specialist, and I hope his soon to be ex-wife Boogie Parker (née Tillmon) has a good lawyer. According to The Blast, Trey just filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage citing “irreconcilable differences”, which always makes me think about baby Drew Barrymore. Which is weird because Trey and Boogie’s 6-year-old kid, Betty Boogie, looks a lot like baby Drew (and she acts too, she frequently voices Ike on South Park). While irreconcilable differences sounds like a pretty chill reason to get divorced, I have a feeling there’s nothing chill about this one. Trey, who is worth approximately $500 million dollars, is asking to “terminate any spousal support due to the former couple’s prenup”. You see, according to Vice, Boogie was a stripper when they met.
You may remember that Jesse Williams of Grey’s Anatomy is getting divorced from his wife of 5-ish years, Aryn Drake-Lee. It’s been happening since 2017 and it’s still going. Most recently, they had been fighting over child support, which was a common theme over the course of the break up. Well, that’s all solved now and they’re going to get back to focusing on parenting their two children. JK, now they’re fighting about money again.
If John Travolta and Kelly Preston are the Kate and William of Scientology’s royal couples, then Beck and Marissa Ribisi are the Meghan and Harry. But as Prince Charles proved (or Tom Cruise in this scenario), there’s no actual law prohibiting a royal divorce. Lifelong Scientologists Beck and Marissa (both were raised by believers), are proving once and for all, that all is possible Under His Eye (L.Ron’s eye in this scenario). Quick, somebody needs to run tell Jenna Elfman that just because you’re a dyed in the wool Scientologist, it doesn’t mean you have to spend an earth eternity living in miserable marriage in the name of Going Clear.