Angelina Jolie wants so badly to be likeable, carefree and fun. Too bad being Angelina Jolie makes all that nearly impossible. While promoting her latest Debbie Downer of a film First They Killed My Father, Angie has been reluctantly giving interviews. As we know, long gone is the fun and flirty Angie who once famously made out with her brother on the red carpet and carried a vial of her (second ex) husband’s blood around her neck. Today’s Angie can’t even buy her kids a hot dog without being followed around by a sad trombone.
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for another gross dose of Jesse Williams’ divorce. Jesse seemingly forgot Michelle Obama’s “When they go low, we go high” directive and slammed wife Aryn Drake-Lee, accusing her of sitting around eating bon-bons and watching her stories while he’s out grinding away to pay for it all.
Joe Giudice is known these days less as Juicy Joe and more like Inmate “Don’t I Know Him From Somewhere?“, and Teresa Giudice might be over that whole attentive wife BS. UsWeekly seems to think Teresa is so over Joe, she’s thinking of flipping the table on their marriage (ie. calling it quits). Continue reading
Hopefully, she also filed for a restraining order or moved somewhere with little to no running paths nearby, because her ex likes to go for angry jogs while armed.
US Weekly reports that reality television homewrecker (I’m referencing the show) Christina El Moussa has filed for divorce from her husband and Flip or Flop co-host, Tarek El Moussa. This move comes several months after HE filed his own documents. And Christina wants some money, honey.
Every time I think it has calmed down, another wave of drama hits the S.S. Jesse Williams Personal Life and we’re back at it again. TMZ says the latest development in the divorce fight between Jesse Williams and his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee involves their two kids again.
Despite Tom D’Agostino’s perpetual hunt for lady bits during their engagement, despite Tom getting caught trying to play tonsil hockey at a dive bar in the Hamptons last week, and despite the constant criticism from the howler monkey Greek chorus that is the Real Housewives of New York cast, Luann D’agostino de Lesseps (more on that in a minute) does not think Tom cheated on her while they were married.