This will most likely be the last time I ever post a picture of Frances Bean Cobain and Isaiah Silva together, and I’m sure that would suit Frances Bean just fine. Because after years of battling it out over money and guitars, TMZ says she’s finally free of her husband of 21 months. The only downside is he leaves with one of the late Kurt Cobain’s guitars.
And they said it wouldn’t last…oh, wait. That doesn’t work here. Call it the Kase of the Kurse of Kris Jenner or wandering peen or just moving way too fucking fast, but Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham are barreling through their break-up at just the pedal-to-the-medal speed they had when they first got together. It’s a shame they didn’t enter the Kentucky Derby last weekend because this is turning into the Triple Crown of celeb splits.
TMZ reports Colton has already filed for divorce from Jeff, his husband of six months and source of what appears to be every A-List flower arrangement in Los Angeles. Divorce documents were filed Tuesday, and people still aren’t sure why they’re over. Colton unfollowed Jeff on social media, and when he posted a song about cheating on YouTube, people figured Jeff had either boned someone who isn’t Colton or Colton was trying to be on American Idol.
Colton has since said Jeff didn’t cheat on him, so people still have no fucking clue as to what it was that broke these two up. If I had to wager a guess, I’d say Colton brought home a hanging plant from Home Depot, and that just really insulted Jeff’s Four Seasons-caliber florals and sent him into a tailspin. What? I’ve known gay couples who have broken up over far less! Like Beanie Babies. OK, fine. I was that gay couple who broke up over a Beanie Baby collection.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s divorce has been dragging along for close to 19 months. The Sun now claims it might soon be all over. Sources say that Angelina and Brad are currently putting the final touches on their divorce. One source says that the terms of the divorce have been agreed upon, and that things are ending amicably. Since everything before that was messy, I’m going to assume that in this case amicably is actually an acronym that stands for: Avoiding a Mess by Isolating and Corralling Angelina & Brad in separate rooms to prevent proLonged bouts of Yelling.
Today will be one of the only times in your life where you can let out a justifiably surprised “DAMN GINA!” because actress Tisha Campbell-Martin of the iconic 90’s TV series Martin has filed for divorce from her husband of 22 years Duane Martin.
The Palin family has been quiet and drama-free for just a tad too long. And here we are, on the cusp of what could be a divorce battle messier than two mama grizzlies fightin’ over the last I Luv My Cubs travel mug at Bass Pro.
Jesse Williams has run afoul of his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee once again. TMZ reports that Aryn has lodged a complaint that states Jesse is in violation of the couple’s custody agreement. Last time, Jesse was the one complaining about Aryn not let letting him see the kids over Christmas. Now Aryn is saying that Jesse has violated the agreement by introducing the kids to his new lady friend (NOT MINKA!). And for doing birthday cupcakes all wrong.