People reports that Keegan-Michael Key’s divorce from his ex wife Cynthia Blaise was finalized just days before he announced his engagement to his next wife Elisa Pugliese. I felt badly for Cynthia because she and KMK were married for 206 Hollywood years, she supported his ass when he was trying to make it, and she had a really rough time physically and emotionally when they were in the process of divorcing.
Thankfully, it looks like KMK has agreed to a very generous divorce settlement (or was forced into one, either way, yay). It’s almost enough for me to forgive him for using the “she said yes!” line in his engagement announcement which is the straight male equivalent to “he went to Jared!”. Gross. And grosser.
Jill Scott always seems like a chill, no drama kind of lady. She’s got that earthy, “I got my shit together” vibe and her music is dope, but dick is dick and if you’re not careful, you might end up sitting on the wrong kind. Sadly, it sounds like Jill picked up a bad one and now she’s divorcing (presumed) dick owner Mike Dobson after just 18 months of marriage
For the six of us left still watching The Real Housewives Of Orange County, there are basically two things guaranteed: 1- Vicki Gunvalson will spend 80% of all episodes screaming like a banshee. 2- Shannon Beador will bitch about her marriage to David Beador. Next season, it will be more like Shannon bitching to her divorce attorney over who should keep the good silver. Continue reading
Tamar Braxton’s marriage to Vince Herbert has had one foot in the grave for a while now, all thanks to some cheating allegations and general Braxton-style drama. Last month she announced she was retiring from music in an attempt to keep her marriage alive. Well, a month later, and TMZ says that she’s done trying to save her marriage to Vince.
After finally being free of her sorry ass excuse for a husband, Mary J. Blige is back to doing what she does best: Taking her pain and turning it into gold. Well ,now that greedy summabitch Kendu Isaacs is back looking for another handout and claiming that Mary has been exploiting their tumultuous relationship for financial gain.
It’s been awhile since we’ve heard about Jesse Williams and his horrid divorce from Aryn Drake-Lee (almost 3 whole weeks!). Last time we checked in with the social justice warrior who couldn’t keep it in his pants and his angrier than a cat in a hot tub estranged wife, things had quieted down considerably. The judge told the couple to stop pimping the kids on Instagram (ahem, Jesse), to not bring any romantic partners around (ahem, ahem, Jesse), and to not shit talk in front of the kids (ahem, both ya’ll). The two also agreed to 50/50 joint custody. Both parties must have played nice because now they have agreed on a financial settlement as well.