Category: Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan Got Sentenced To 18 Days In Jail For Her Latest DWI

September 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in 2020, Dina Lohan elevated her craft by scoring herself a DWI charge after allegedly hitting another car in an Outback Steakhouse parking lot and then booking it from the scene of the crime. She was facing six months in the slammer for her actions but she got off with a slap on the wrist. Although, she will be jailed. TMZ says Dina has been sentenced to 18 days in the slammer.

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The New York Post Called Out Chrissy Teigen For Bullying Lindsay Lohan And She’s Apologized Again

June 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Welcome to 2021— A year unlike any other where Lindsay Lohan gets a three-page piece in The New York Post all about her triumphant return to world domination just as Chrissy Teigen has been shamed into silence for her legacy as a Twitter troll. Do you know how much devastating Lohanaissance material Chrissy probably has saved in her drafts? Sadly, we’ll probably never find out because Chrissy has issued yet another apology for her past behavior and swears she’s left the “insecure, immature” person she used to be in the past. But as Chrissy seeks absolution, there’s one person who’s not going to let her forget the lives she ruined, and that person is Dina Lohan!

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Macy’s And Target Drop Chrissy Teigen’s Cookware Line And Courtney Stodden Says They Still Haven’t Received A Personal Apology

May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Last week Courtney Stodden called out Chrissy Teigen for bullying them on Twitter when they were just 16 years old. Courtney says Chrissy (then in her mid-twenties) would DM them fucked up stuff like, “I can’t wait for you to die” and encourage them to kill themselves. Chrissy responded to the allegations on Twitter (returning to the scene of the crime!), publicly apologized to Courtney, and admitted she used to be an “insecure, attention-seeking troll.” Chrissy claimed she tried to connect with Courtney privately, but Courtney Instagrammed that they were still blocked by Chrissy on Twitter, and hadn’t received any kind of private apology. In an on-the-street video filmed Friday, Courtney claimed Chrissy still hasn’t reached out, and that shows her apology wasn’t sincere.

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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Maid Of Honor At Dina Lohan’s Wedding To The Guy She Still Hasn’t Met

July 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Undisputed Mother of the Century, fine dining connoisseur and general walking kryptonite to good taste, Dina Lohan is still managing to grab onto headlines. And we thought she had topped them all last year by announcing that she had broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years, Jesse Nadler––a boyfriend she’s never met in person. Well, the tides turned in 2020 (probably the only person whose year has featured mostly high points) and the frequent DWI collector turned sober homemaker is getting married. To the same guy. And she STILL hasn’t met him in person.

And, as if the wedding wasn’t going to be glamorous enough, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve as the maid of honor. Vogue can go ahead and cancel next year’s lineup and reserve an entire six-month block of covers for what will surely be the wedding of the decade (followed by the annulment of the decade). Continue reading

Dina Lohan Showed Off The New Engagement Ring She Got In The Mail

June 17, 2020 / Posted by:

I hope Lindsay Lohan’s latest single has been selling like hotcakes (or in her case khameer flatbreads since I imagine her myriad of gentlemen friends are her biggest fans) because she’s about to have one more mouth to feed. According to Page Six, Dina Lohan’s getting married! For real this time! And while she still hasn’t met her on and off boyfriend of 6 years (and now fiance) Jesse Nadler in person, barring any further Outback Steakhouse parking lot shenanigans, Dina says “it’s official.

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Dina Lohan Is Sober And Back Together With The Online Boyfriend She’s Never Met

April 22, 2020 / Posted by:

57-year-old Dina Lohan was with a man for five long years. How? You may wonder? Well it seems the key to staying with Dina Lohan long-term is zero physical contact. Dina was in an on-againoff-again relationship with a guy she never met in person. He then only grudgingly revealed himself as 55-year-old Jesse Nadler in an effort to save his sudden reputation as a catfisher. But I feel like admitting you’re dating Dina Lohan does the opposite of save a reputation. The two ultimately broke up after Jesse became friends with her ex, Michael Lohan and wouldn’t shut up to media. Well, Jesse has once again entered Dina’s life and he’s kicked shit off by talking to media. If at first you don’t succeed…..

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