Category: Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan Is Now Mad At Her Internet Boyfriend For Talking To Media

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Leave it to Dina Lohan to screw up a sure thing. Yesterday we learned that Dina and the boyfriend she’s never met, Jesse Nadler, were on their way to their very own sunset-lit beach for a romantic engagement (or Jesse’s version which is a yellow sheet hung from the ceiling with a bed of packing peanuts acting as sand). Jesse had allegedly bought a ring, and Dina had apologized, and so he told TMZ that things were all good. Well therein lies the problem. Dina is reportedly mad that he won’t shut up to media about their relationship. This makes sense since Dina has always been known as the opposite of a spotlight fucker who just HATES attention.

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Dina Lohan Is Back With The Boyfriend She’s Never Met And He Bought Her An Engagement Ring

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

You know what’s sad? Dina Lohan is in some depressing online, never-met-before-in-person relationship with a dude and still, she’s in a more successful relationship than me. Lindsay Lohan‘s former momager (Is she still? Does she get 10% of the Beach Club? Maybe she does and can turn that bankruptcy around?) has been dating a man for the last five years whom she has never met. Recently the happy couple had a bit of a rough patch and broke up over some jealousy issues. Well don’t worry all you romantics out there, it seems there’s hope for these two after all! So much so that maybe there’s even an engagement in the future… Oh wow this is a love story made in You’ve Got MailHell.

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Dina Lohan Got Dumped By The Boyfriend She’s Never Met

April 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Who hasn’t been dumped by a man they had a five-year relationship with despite having never met? The answer is everyone except those who need to live in plastic bubbles because of immune system deficiency issues, and Dina Lohan. TMZ reports that former suspected catfisher Jesse Nadler (who comes off like your flip phone-using dad posing as a sleazy Hollywood agent who specializes in direct-to-video in the clip below) has dumped Dina Lohan right before they were finally going to meet and consummate their love.

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A Man Has Stepped Up And Revealed Himself As Dina Lohan’s “Catfish” Boyfriend

February 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Unfortunately for her, Dina Lohan didn’t win this season of Celebrity Big Brother (Tamar Braxton did, Dina came in third with Lolo Jones), which isn’t too much of a shock because she didn’t do anything the entire time she was there. However, Dina still wins a grand prize in the form of her boyfriend, whom many believed was a huge catfish on the other end of her line, leaping from the sea of doubt to inform everyone that he’s been Dina’s catch of the day since they started their questionable relationship five years ago.

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Nev Schulman Offered To Help Uncover Dina Lohan’s Potential Catfish Situation

February 10, 2019 / Posted by:

I didn’t even bat an eye when a couple of days ago on Celebrity Big Brother Dina Lohan admitted that she had never met her boyfriend of five years. Obviously Dina has a boyfriend of five years that she has never met or even FaceTimed with and is going to marry even though she has never once laid eyes on “him” (we don’t really know if he’s a he, do we?). This is Dina Lohan we are talking about and there is no end to the fuckery that she’s produced. Lucky for us, but not so much Dina, Catfish host (the one who isn’t leaving the showNev Schulman has raised his hand to play Captain Save-A-Ho and is offering to expose Dina’s “man” as a catfish fraud.

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