Category: Dina Lohan

A Man Has Stepped Up And Revealed Himself As Dina Lohan’s “Catfish” Boyfriend

February 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Unfortunately for her, Dina Lohan didn’t win this season of Celebrity Big Brother (Tamar Braxton did, Dina came in third with Lolo Jones), which isn’t too much of a shock because she didn’t do anything the entire time she was there. However, Dina still wins a grand prize in the form of her boyfriend, whom many believed was a huge catfish on the other end of her line, leaping from the sea of doubt to inform everyone that he’s been Dina’s catch of the day since they started their questionable relationship five years ago.

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Nev Schulman Offered To Help Uncover Dina Lohan’s Potential Catfish Situation

February 10, 2019 / Posted by:

I didn’t even bat an eye when a couple of days ago on Celebrity Big Brother Dina Lohan admitted that she had never met her boyfriend of five years. Obviously Dina has a boyfriend of five years that she has never met or even FaceTimed with and is going to marry even though she has never once laid eyes on “him” (we don’t really know if he’s a he, do we?). This is Dina Lohan we are talking about and there is no end to the fuckery that she’s produced. Lucky for us, but not so much Dina, Catfish host (the one who isn’t leaving the showNev Schulman has raised his hand to play Captain Save-A-Ho and is offering to expose Dina’s “man” as a catfish fraud.

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Dina Lohan Has Never Met Her Boyfriend Of Five Years

February 8, 2019 / Posted by:

I stopped watching Celebrity Big Brother this year because it’s boring as hell and I don’t care about any of the people. However, I should have stuck around for  last night night’s episode so I could have gotten the hugest laugh of the week. Dina Lohan, the dalai lama of bad everything, revealed that she’s been in a five year relationship with a man she’s never seen in person. Cue up the theme song from MTV’s Catfish please.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Cinematic Masterpiece Has A Trailer

September 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan took a break from her current gig as the unofficial Greek goddess of bottle service to film a horror movie called Among the Shadows. Among the shadows is where you can usually find Lindsay most nights, watching club patrons to make sure they’re tipping the recommended 18% gratuity. Although as you will see from the trailer, that’s not what Among the Shadows is about.

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