In 2015, it was announced that Hollywood, the Land of No Original Ideas, reached into a bag of past movies to butcher and pulled out Flatliners. It was announced that a remake of Flatliners starring Ellen Page was in the works. Info about more casting has been dropped along the way, but I mostly forgot it was happening until today when the trailer came out.
I know I should be up on all of the places that Diego Luna’s dick has visited, but I’m not, so I had no idea that it’s been visiting Suki’s waterhouse for over a year. The more you know…
37-year-old Diego Luna, who is best known for the cinematic classic Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (oh, and also Y Tu Mamá También and that Star Wars shit), and 25-year-old Suki Waterhouse, who is best known for being Bradley Cooper’s contract piece for a minute, worked together in a movie called The Bad Batch. And two summers ago they were photographed touching lips and groping on each other’s bodies on the street. They’re still at it, apparently, because TMZ posted pictures of Diego putting his hand on Suki’s UNA (upper nalgitas area) in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend. It’s sad that the all-star coupling of GreasyHouse (Suki and Greasy Bear) never happened.
Suki Waterhouse Gets Handsy With 'Rogue One' Star Diego Luna in Mexico (PHOTOS) https://t.co/af1mDZwJga
— TMZ (@TMZ) January 16, 2017
Diego got divorced from the mother of his two kids, Camila Sodi, in 2013.
Who knows if Diego and Suki are bumping wet parts on a full-time or part-time basis, but I do know that the peen must be so good that it’s made her crazy, which explains why she decided to wear brothel bloomers with a see-through sweater thing. Either that or Suki’s still suffering from stage 10 hipster. Yeah, it’s probably the latter.