Category: Demi Moore
Bruce Willis Has Finally Reunited With His Wife And Youngest Daughters
Who are you quarantined with? I’ve just got the cat and my reflection in the mirror (total bitch, for the record). A lot of my friends have gone back home to bunker down with their families. Bruce Willis thought, “Hey, I’ll split the difference, and choose half my family”. He went to stay with his ex-wife Demi Moore and oldest daughters, Scout, Rumer, and Tallulah in Idaho.
But what about 65-year-old Brucie’s 43-year-old model wife, Emma Heming Willis, and their two daughters, Mabel, 8, and Evelyn, 6? Despite assurances that everything was great in this perfect, blended, modern family, and the only reason they were separated was because little Evelyn poked her foot with a hypodermic needle (?), people (us, it was us) continued to wonder if there was trouble with the Willis Family Jr.
Well, it looks like Emma finally thought, “enough is enough”, and, inspired by Madonna’s cavalier attitude toward plane travel during pandemic-season, shuttled her and her daughters’ to join Bruce & Co. in Idaho.
Scout Willis Offered An Odd Explanation For Why Bruce Willis Is Not In Quarantine With His Wife
Earlier this month when we learned that Bruce Willis was quarantining in Idaho with his ex-wife Demi Moore and their adult children Rumer (31), Scout (28) and Tallulah Willis (26, pictured above), keen observers noted (it was me, noted keen observer!) that it was odd that Bruce’s current wife, Emma Heming Willis and their two young daughters Mabel (8), and Evelyn (5), were nowhere to be seen. We know it wasn’t because they don’t make the family matching pajamas in toddler size because even the dogs were issued a pair. Turns out that Emma and their girls have been hunkered down in Los Angeles and Bruce has been playing house with Demi and their girls since March (timeline based on Tallulah reporting the Idaho quarantine pod had been together for 27 days sometime on or before April 7, via CNN). Now, according to People, Scout has offered up a completely believable and not at all weird explanation for why Bruce isn’t with his current family. You see, what had happened was, little Evelyn stabbed herself in the foot with a used syringe she found in the park. And you all thought some form of fuckery was afoot! Shame on you.
Bruce Willis’ Current Marriage Is Fine, Even Though He’s Self-Isolating With Ex-Wife Demi Moore
Bruce Willis has chosen to self-isolate with ex-wife Demi Moore, and his first round of daughters, Scout, Tallulah, and Rumer Willis, as well as their boyfriends and Demi’s assistant. But some people (nosy snoops like me who have nothing better to do) wondered, “Hey, where’s the rest of Bruce’s family?” 65-year-old Bruce’s current wife is 43-year-old model/actress/vegan beauty company CEO (but of course), Emma Heming Willis. They have two daughters, Mabel, 8, and Evelyn, 5, and have been married since 2009. Bruce and 57-year-old Demi were married from 1987 to 2000.
Thankfully, a helpful “family source” (one of their tiny PJ-ed dogs?) explained that “everything is great” with all of the Willises. Continue reading
Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, And The Kids Have Been Quarantining Together In Matching Pajamas
It’s pretty apparent that the 90s power thrupple Brad Pitt, Jenifer Aniston and Brad’s beanie Eleanor are never getting back together, but Bruce Willis and Demi Moore might just have a shot at making some intrepid Mortal Thoughts stan the happiest person alive. According to CNN, Bruce and Demi have been quarantining together, as a family, complete with matching pajamas, with their daughters Scout, Tallulah, Rumor and a myriad of boyfriends and pets, also wearing matching PJs. Yes, I know Bruce has been remarried since 2009 and has two other (seemingly invisible) kids, just let me have this, as the world’s last remaining Mortal Thoughts stan.
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Makeup Free” Celebrity Dinner Party
Entertainment Tonight says that Gwyneth Paltrow decided to scroll through her cleric-cleansed diamond rolodex and find the numbers of her favorite celebrity girlfriends. She then called them over for an “intimate” dinner featuring professional photography. But there was a catch: They had to come SANS FARDS! Leave the makeup at home, ladies! Gwyneth wanted to see the real you! And let me tell you, these women are definitely pulling off the no-makeup makeup look, but ain’t none of them make-up free.
Demi Moore Probably Thinks Bruce Willis Did Not Deserve To Earn More Money Than Her For A Movie
During a round of The Late Late Show’s Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts, also known as a lawsuit waiting to happen, Demi Moore told James Corden that out of all her overpaid male co-stars Bruce Willis is maybe one who didn’t deserve to be paid more money than her.