Tori Spelling is probably so proud of herself for finally achieving something besides popping out kids or family drama, that she’s begun planning an insanely expensive “Congratulations to ME!” party complete with a six-foot tall cake covered in edible dollar bills and fondant final notice warnings.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott owe a lot of money to a variety of banks and tax collectors. Page Six says that Tori and The Deaner’s absentee tax money has gotten so bad, the State of California has added their name to a list of the 500 most prolific tax delinquents. They owe $282,655. That’s a lot of money to owe, but they’re not anywhere near the worst offenders. Chris Tucker reportedly owes $1.2 million. Ted Field, son of Marshall Field IV, owes $20 million. However, Tori and The Deaner owe more than Xzibit ($232,000) and Macy Gray ($241,000).
The list doesn’t have any real repercussions; it serves only as a way to embarrass everyone who isn’t paying California.
If California wants to see any of that money, I think I might have a solution. All of those names above sound like a potential cast list for a reboot of The Surreal Life called The Surreal Life: Tax Trouble$. They could just make their money back through advertising. Except the only problem is, Tori and The Deaner would no doubt end up costing them money. “Lookee here, everyone! Your new pal The Deanerino just got himself a jetski for the house pool! I just leased it in the production company’s name at a 69% interest rate. Hehe…69.”
“I’m sorry, all our operators are busy at the moment responding to calls about Tori Spelling or Dean McDermott. Please stay on the line” – is the prerecorded message one probably hears when they call the Tarzana police department. According to UsWeekly, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott continue to keep the police busy.
Exactly one week ago, police were called by Dean McDermott to deal with a mental health situation involving Tori Spelling. Tori had reportedly been acting very aggressive, which some sources blamed on her current situation as a stressed-the-hell-out mother of 5 with tons of unpaid bills. (Tori had also called 911 the night before thinking it was a break-in, but it was just Dean.) Tori’s got kids and bills, and now she’s got one more thing to worry about: a husband who keeps calling the police on her.
I’m know next to nothing about child support, but here’s what I do know: you have to pay it! Dean McDermott has six kids, one of which requires child support. So you might think he would know a thing or two about fatherly financial responsibility, but he still hasn’t mastered the basics.
Tori Spelling told Us Weekly that she and husband Dean McDermott would consider having a 6th child because she loves The Brady Bunch.
Just sit with that a moment.
Tori Spelling and DeanMcDermott already have five kids, and it sounds like her mom Candy Spelling would really like to cut off her dependents at five.