I’m know next to nothing about child support, but here’s what I do know: you have to pay it! Dean McDermott has six kids, one of which requires child support. So you might think he would know a thing or two about fatherly financial responsibility, but he still hasn’t mastered the basics.
Tori Spelling told Us Weekly that she and husband Dean McDermott would consider having a 6th child because she loves The Brady Bunch.
Just sit with that a moment.
Tori Spelling and DeanMcDermott already have five kids, and it sounds like her mom Candy Spelling would really like to cut off her dependents at five.
Writing a Dean McDermott post feels like sacrilege. The Deaner posts belong to my glorious co-worker Allison! Allison probably knows the Deaner better than Tori Spelling does (I’m not sure she’ll be happy reading that). Anyway, I’ll give it my best.
One of the few negatives about Canada is in hock with his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace for over a hundred grand in back child support for their 18-year-old son Jack, unpaid alimony, and legal fees. Meanwhile, Dean and wife Tori “Donna Martin graduates!” Spelling are enjoying Candy Spelling-thrown $40,000 baby showers and taking luxurious family vacations to Mexican beach resorts according to Tori’s Instagram feed. (Vacations from what? Debt?). He avoided a jail term in March by agreeing to pay small installments to Mary Jo on a monthly basis. Page Six reports that Dean has missed multiple payments Uh oh. Well, Mary Jo is taking Dean back to court and there’s a good chance he could end up in jail this time.
About a month ago, a California judge granted a $220,000 default judgement issued by City National Bank against Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. This was the most recent of many serious moves from people looking for their money. Any normal person might think that’s a sign to stop spending a lot of money. Not Tori and The Deaner! They decided to double-down on the terrible financial decisions by throwing their 9-year-old daughter Stella a lavish unicorn-themed birthday party on Saturday.
E! News says that Tori hooked Stella up with a huge cake, piñatas, face painting, and a unicorn. A freaking fake unicorn. That must have blown The Deaner’s mind; all this time he thought unicorns were as real as his career, and then that thing comes prancing in.
People says that Tori’s brother Randy Spelling and Jennie Garth were at the party, as well as her mom Candy Spelling.
We don’t know how much it cost to throw a party with a unicorn. But I can guess it was expensive. Only a few months ago, they had a $40,000 baby shower for their fifth kid. Tori should be on a budget, and she could have done this party for cheap. Just find a white dog and tie a gold-painted paper towel roll to its head. There, instant unicorn! And if you need a little extra festive flavor, hit up a Starbucks dumpster to look for half-drank Unicorn Frapps.
That t-shirt is cute, because those little ghouls are probably what greets Tori Spelling every time she peeks into any of her bank accounts. “Greetings, we’re the ghosts of dollars past, present, and future! Remember, you can’t spend us, we don’t exis…goddamn it, she’s going into overdraft again.”
Five months ago, City National Bank sued Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott over a bank loan. Tori and The Deaner owed $188,802 in loan payments, interest, and late charges. Tori also owed more than $17,000 in overdraft fees and interest. In March, City National issued a default judgement against Tori and Dean. It didn’t get paid. City National recently took it a step further.
E! News says Tori and Dean were supposed to respond to be in court on May 22 to respond to City National’s request, but they didn’t show up.
City National was seeking around $205,000 in damages. The judge granted a default judgement their motion and has ordered Tori and Dean to pay $219,796.66 ($202,066.10 for the loan, plus an additional $17,730.56 for Tori’s overdraft).
Tori and The Deaner better get working on a plan to come up with that money. Hopefully they’ll put a little more effort into it than they put into showing up for court. Dear Candy Spelling: if a very large girl scout with beady possum eyes shows up at your house asking if you’d like to buy some cookies at $60,000 a box, it’s a trap!