The embarrassing fight between Dean McDermott and his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace over his unpaid child support is finally over. It didn’t end with Dean leaving a goodbye note to Tori Spelling on the kitchen counter (“Adios, mamacita!“) and running away to Tijuana to live as long as possible under an assumed name (El Ojos de Possum). E! News says that The Deaner has actually agreed to fork over the money he owes to Mary Jo.
Mary Jo agreed to withdraw her lawsuit against Dean earlier this month after he allegedly cried poor in court, claiming he had fallen on “hard times.” She won’t be re-filing any time soon. A source tells E! that Dean and Mary Jo recently came to an agreement outside of court. Dean reportedly owed Mary Jo $100,800 in unpaid child support, interest, and attorney’s fees, and he has agreed to pay her in installments until his debt is cleared. Dean cut Mary Jo a check for $6000 last Monday, and will send her another $2500 by the end of the month.
E! News says that Dean has until July 1, 2020 to pay it off. Sure, I totally see that happening. If Mary Jo wants to actually get paid, she’s got to threaten him with a penalty for missed payment. Like making sure every tattoo shop is mysteriously too busy to hook him up with any more dirt bag ink. You’ve got to hit him where it hurts. And we all know that’s not his bank account, since that lost feeling ages ago.
Back in December Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were slapped with a lawsuit from City National Bank over an unpaid loan, and that lawsuit is coming back to haunt The Default Twins pretty hard. City National loaned Tori and Dean $400,000 back in 2012, and only a little more than half was repaid. Tori also allegedly owes over $17,000 in overdrawn funds. The Daily Mail says that City National is tired of waiting around in payback purgaTori, and they’re coming for their money.
City National Bank has reportedly issued a default judgement against Tori and Dean for $188,000. They also want $17,000 to cover their overdrawn account. If the judgement is granted, then the bank can collect. The bank might want to start knocking on Candy Spelling’s checkbook first. Last week, Dean reportedly admitted during his child support showdown with Mary Jo Eustace that he couldn’t pay the $100,000 he owes because he had “fallen on hard times.” Mary Jo must have been feeling kind, because she withdrew her claims for now.
The bank already knows that Tori and Dean don’t have any money, so the bank might try to get repaid in assets they may have. Tori better get on the phone with her psychic and ask for a list of everything of value that should “mysteriously” go missing from her rental home. Or she could always just get The Deaner to put on a smoke and mirrors show the day the bank shows up to collect.
“Welcome to The Deaner’s Repo Depot! Feast your eyes on this box of promotional Chopped Canada t-shirts. Up north, they’re worth at least $20 each, but with the exchange, you’re looking at…aw hell, The Deaner don’t do math good!”
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are now the parents of five children. It’s the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiife!…if the circle of life involved two questionably-employed people who pop out kids like bill-evading rabbits. Tori and The Deaner’s rep tells People that their new baby, Beau Dean McDermott, was born at 1:48pm yesterday, weighed 5lbs, 10oz, and measured 18
dollar signs inches long. Tori also announced the news on Twitter later in the evening with the typical black-and-white baby hands photo.
We are so excited to announce the birth of the newest member of the McDermott family! Please join us in welcoming Beau Dean McDermott. pic.twitter.com/xPCK25cBHV
— Tori Spelling (@Tori_Spelling) March 3, 2017
Baby Beau joins Tori and Dean’s other kids, Liam (9), Stella (8), Hattie (5), and Finn (4). Dean also has an 18-year-old son from his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace, who is currently chasing him down for child support payments.
Obviously, the thing I wish the most about this situation is that The Deaner had released his own birth announcement. Why he didn’t, well – my guess is he couldn’t be reached for comment because he was out roaming the hospital hallways trying to bum a celebratory cigarette. At the very least, I hope he was the one to inform Candy Spelling of her newest grandchild.
“What’s crappening, Cotton Candy? It’s your favorite son-in-law coming at you with some good-ass news mama. No, I didn’t get a job. We had another kid! His name is Beau. And just like his name, lemme tell ya – going from four to five checks every month is gonna be b-e-a-utiful. But really, when can we expect that first check? Daddy needs brewskis!”
Tori Spelling is currently pregnant with her and Dean McDermott’s fifth child. Tori loves free shit and she loves to waste her mom’s money, so Candy Spelling threw her a huge, expensive baby shower on February 11th at the Bel Air Hotel. A source tells The Daily Mail that Candy dropped $40,000 on the baby shower, money that probably would have been better spent paying off one of Tori and The Deaner’s many debts. Or paying off Dean’s ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace.
Sources tell Page Six that Mary Jo was “livid” after she learned about the $40,000 baby shower. So livid she needed to zen-out in nature days after it happened, apparently.
Letting his mother-in-law throw a $40,000 baby shower might not have been the smoothest move; Dean reportedly owes Mary Jo thousands of dollars in unpaid child support for their 18-year-old son Jack. Mary Jo is taking The Deaner to court in Los Angeles next month.
Candy Spelling just spent $40,000 on Tori and The Deaner, and so I’m sure he’s going to hit her up for his latest child-related hand out. I bet he’s writing the email right now.
“Yo, whats’s up Candy Cane? Listen, The Deaner needs a financial favor from his favorite sugar grandmama. Turns out Daddy’s been a little greasy in the child support department. I figured since you’re already footing the bill for my other ones, you might help me out with the first one I made. If only The Deaner could get paid for making kids, amiright? PS – throw in a couple extra bucks for me? Taco Bell has this new fried chicken chalupa that I just can’t get enough of!”
Poor Snoopy. I’m sure Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott asked him for a loan and he was forced to think of an excuse. “Um, well, I sorta just sunk a whole bunch of money into Charlie Brown’s new hair transplant business, so…”
Hopefully The Deaner© (copywright Allison) got the magazine to cover some diapers and formula for this one. Northern light Dean McDermott told People that his incoming band-aid baby with AMEX favorite Tori Spelling is “a testament to how much we love each other.” (“That’s nice, but I’m still not throwing you two broke bitches a shower. Or putting it through college.” – Candy Spelling)