Category: Dean Cain
Dean Cain Cried “Bandwagoning” Over Jon Kent Coming Out As Bi
On this episode of TV Stars From The 90s Crying About Something, Candace Cameron Bure has handed over the baton to Dean Cain after she spat on vaccine mandates and declared that she’s not anti-vax, she’s just for medical freedom (unless you’ve got a fetus in your womb). Dean Cain is now shaking his head over a comic book character coming out as bi. If you’re thinking to yourself, “Good lord, Chachi, eat a bag of dicks, but not in a gay way, of course!”, that’s Scott Baio! And if you’re responding to that with, “Okay, well then Hercules needs to choke on a heaping dose of STFU!“, that’s Kevin Sorbo! This is 90s TV Superman, we’re talking about!
Dean Cain Proudly Said He Would Punch A 17-Year-Old “Cold”
Being a musty old-person myself, hearing that 90s TV Superman Dean Cain proudly say he would punch a youth in the face is definitely not the least relatable thing I could hear him say. But upon finding out which 17-year-old Dean wanted to punch, it gets less relatable. The victim of Dean’s imagined physical discipline? The Egg Boy, who became a beloved member of the Internet after egging a politician who spewed racist comments on television.
Open Post: Hosted By Tara Reid’s Latest Cinematic Triumph
Taradise, we barely knew ye. It’s been so long since I’ve seen Meryl Streep successor Tara Reid here on Dlisted that I was beginning to worry about her. Had she quit the biz, and turned to her true calling – the drunk lady at table #15 at the Ruby Tuesday’s off the highway in Hackensack, NJ? No – she’s still kicking! Coming off her highly acclaimed work in the Sharknado quadrology, Tara immediately took a roll in future Criterion Classic Andy The Talking Hedgehog. That howling laughter you hear coming from Donnie Wahlberg’s house is Jenny McCarthy. (Luckily for her, she turned the role down.)
Good Morning, Here’s Pimp Mama Kris’ Leather Kamel Toe Of Doom
I know, I hate myself too for posting this. If you put your ear up to it, you can hear Bruce Jenner’s high-pitched wail before it grabs onto your ear and pulls it off of your head. When it gets to its lair, it will spit your ear out, melt down the cartilage and inject that shit into Kim Kartrashian’s face.
Pimp Mama Kris’ kamel toe of destruction showed itself while leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood with Dean Cain yesterday. Isn’t Dean Cain supposed to be 90s Superman? Obviously, he was a fake the entire time, because if he was really Superman, he would be on the ground, screaming for mercy from being exposed to PMK’s kryptonite kamel toe. And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to run to the nearest church to burn my retinas on a saint candle. You do too? I’ll save you a spot.
