I’m sure John Travolta and Tom Cruise are sitting in the gilded steam room today wondering how much time they have left in their Scientology palace where the TVs feature reruns of King Of Queens of Kevin James being dubbed to say “Suppressive witch!” each time Leah Remini appears. That’s because an unlikely person could have emerged to snatch the tax exempt status from the “church.” Continue reading
To her credit, she could have gone a lot further. She left out psychotic, overly short, prefers his wives to be subservient cyborgs, crazy-eyed, jumps on couches, as well as “once starred in a stock-car racing movie.” And I’m not even going to mention my belief that he once put on an all-male, all-nude musical production of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane alongside John Travolta and the rest of the L. Ron Hubbard’s Men’s Choir.
Scientology’s least favorite actress Leah Remini took part in a Reddit AMA on Tuesday about her show, A&E’s Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath. In it, Leah referred to petite cultist Tom Cruise as “diabolical.” I know how you feel, Leah. I saw Valkyrie, too.
One of the main things that made Leah Remini’s Thetan-infused brainwashed brain snap out of it and go into “Something in the barley water is fucked up” mode was when she got in trouble for casually asking about Shelly Miscavige, her friend and the wife of Scientology’s head queen David Miscavige. At the 2006 wedding of Scientology’s golden prince Tom Cruise and his then beard robot Katie Holmes, Leah noticed that Shelly wasn’t there and when she asked, she was told to shut her lips because she doesn’t have the Xenudamn rank to ask about other Scientologists. Leah and others never saw Shelly again.
When Leah quit the cult of crazy, she filed a missing persons report on Shelly with the LAPD. The LAPD eventually stamped “unfounded” on the missing persons report and declared that Shelly was not missing. That was in 2013 and Shelly has reportedly not be seen since then, until semi-recently.
I didn’t get to see the first part of Leah Remini’s takedown of Scientology on A&E last night, because I was busy catching up on the intellectual docuseries that chronicles the genuine trials and tribulations of real women in the south (aka The Real Housewives of Atlanta). It’s in my DVR and I want to watch it, but I have a feeling it just confirms what many of us have known for a long time: Scientology is as evil and deceitful as the filler air in a new bag of potato chips.
To promote her A&E docuseries, Leah did a really damn interesting Reddit AMA yesterday and unlike her old cult, she kept is 100% real. Leah said that Little Lord David Miscavige definitely knows that Scientology is a scam, she doesn’t really know what happened to Shelly Miscavige (she added “Ask the LAPD“), sexual abuse definitely exists in the cult and that Tom Cruise is their Jesus!
Today will not be a good day for the prisoner – err…I mean, “volunteer” – who cleans David Miscavige’s office. After he hears this news, every mirror will be smashed, every throw pillow with L. Ron Hubbard’s face embroidered onto it will be destroyed, every lace-trimmed Valentine from Tom Cruise and John Travolta will be torn-up into a million little pieces, dozens of pairs of lifts will be thrown about the room. They’ve got a real mess ahead of them.
An Actress Called Tom Cruise A “Narcissistic Baby” During A Girlfriend Audition And Lived To Tell About It
And now it’s time to add yet another name to the already miles-long list of people who are willing to pull back the curtain and expose just how totally messy Scientology is. This time it’s an actress, voice-over artist and comedian named Cathy Schenkelberg and she spoke to The Daily Mail about it.
Cathy spilled some barley water-steeped tea to The Daily Mail to promote her one-woman Scientology tell-all show called “Squeeze My Cans.” The tea included how Cathy talked some shit about Tom Cruise during a girlfriend audition. Although to be fair, Cathy says she didn’t even know she was auditioning to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.