Category: Danny Moder

Open Post: Hosted By Julia Roberts’ Daughter’s Red Carpet Debut

July 16, 2021 / Posted by:

We all know Julia Roberts’ Niece, but have you met Julia Roberts‘ daughter? Julia has probably long since put her uterus to pasture so her Bump Watch days are over. But that doesn’t mean people still aren’t interested in the fruit of her loins! Instead of watching for baby #3 to emerge from her womb, we have to take a step back and watch as baby #1 of 2 emerges from obscurity. Julia’s 16-year-old daughter Hazel Moder accompanied her dad Danny Moder on her first ever red carpet at Cannes. Danny and Julia have two other kids, Hazel’s twin brother Phinnaeus and 14-year-old Henry. Yahoo! reports that Danny, a cinematographer, was there with his latest movie Flag Day which was directed by Sean Penn.

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Why, Hello There, Danny Moder

August 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Yeah, yeah, I know I should be using my time to write a 1,000-word essay on how Lancome should really use these SANS PHOTOSHOP pictures of Julia Roberts for their next ad, but I’m too busy telling Danny Moder’s body that I’m just a gay, standing in front of a hot piece, asking it to rub him. Never mind that Danny’s stupid ass hat should be lost on a three-hour tour, dude is as ripped as my ear drums whenever Julia lets out one of her soul-sucking cackles. Dumping your knocked up wife for a multimillionaire movie star does a body good.

But then again, we’d all have a plate of muscle biscuits on our stomachs if we were always around Julia. Just thinking of her laugh is making my gut clench and my no-no slam shut like Richard Gere’s jooree box.

Here’s more of Julia, Danny and one of their kids on a beach in Hawaii yesterday. You can tell that Julia is one of those rich bohemian moms by the way she’s helping her kid do some Robinson Crusoe shit by making a beach fort out of tree branches and $500 scarves from Barney’s. If I forgot to bring a plastic umbrella to the beach, my abuelita would’ve handed me a magazine and threw me a look that says “…..and you better not cry when I have to rub your sunburn with an aloe vera leaf I’m going to steal from the neighbor’s front yard.”

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