Category: Dance Moms

Abby Lee Miller Responds To Maddie Ziegler’s Claim That “Dance Moms” Was Toxic

June 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who has watched even ten seconds of Lifetime’s metaphorical cry for help Dance Moms has probably considered calling up Poison Control to ask if the series has been added to any list of harmful toxic substances. Because Dance Moms was rife with moments that would make a person wonder how much income Abby Lee Miller would inevitably generate for the therapy industry (although that’s not a financial estimate I’d trust Abby to calculate, given her history with money fraud). Maddie Ziegler, arguably one of Dance Mom’s most famous child dancers next to JoJo Siwa, has spoken out about the show that kick-started her cha-cha-cha to fame, and it’s a less than flattering profile of the show. But if you ask Abby about it, Abby will bust out a little interpretive dance called the confused head-scratcher, because she has no idea what Maddie is talking about.

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Abby Lee Miller Calls Out Her “Dance Moms” Co-Stars For Not Visiting Her In Prison

April 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Abby Lee Miller of hurling-endless-verbal-abuse-at-kids-on-Dance Moms fame went to prison in 2017 for bankruptcy fraud. She spent the next 8 months in the clink, and another 2 months in a halfway house to complete her sentence. After being released, Abby returned to Dance Moms for its eighth season, but Lifetime severed all ties with her in 2020 after Black dance moms and their daughters accused her of being racist. Now Abby is sitting down with Entertainment Tonight to say “Shame on you!” to the Dance Moms families who ditched her when she went to prison. I agree. We need to support women who lie and cheat and steal and be racist and scream at children! That’s feminism!

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Abby Lee Miller Apologizes For Her Racist Behavior On “Dance Moms” After Former Moms Call Her Out

June 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms tried to show support for the Black Lives Matter movement this week. She posted on #BlackoutTuesday, (using some self-promotional logo additions, of course) but was quickly and thoroughly slapped all the way down by Adriana Smith, the Black mother of one of Abby Lee’s students. Since it’s never just one racist experience, another Black mother from the show also recounted some storytimes with Abby, which led to an apology from the Cruella de Vil of dancing children.

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Abby Lee Miller Will Return To Terrorize Children On “Dance Moms”

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

When I heard Abby Lee Miller had been let out of the slammer, I figured Lifetime had its cameras on her because the IRS knew it wasn’t like she was going to pay them back by going to work as a bitchywaitress at the neighborhood Denny’s. For the sake of children dancers and their mothers everywhere, I also figured she would just get her own show that didn’t put her in any kind of educator role, since, ah, well, she’s certainly a unique kind of role model. I guess I’m the fool! Abby Lee confirmed she’s heading back to Dance Moms. Somehow, I feel like her debut at her old studio is going to look just like when Jon Snow scared the shit out of Cersei by having that White Walker goblin zombie pop out of a box at the end of last season of Game Of Thrones.

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Radar Says That Abby Lee Miller Got Banned From A Prison Play Because Nobody Likes Her

October 18, 2017 / Posted by:

I barely made it past season two of Orange is The New Black but at least it’s given me a good working knowledge of the ins and outs of a women’s correctional facility. New arrivals should keep their head down, find a crew and not act whiny, privileged and obnoxious. Sounds like Abby Lee Miller, formerly of Dance Moms and currently of Cell Block 666, did not add “binge watch OITNB” to her pre-prison activities list because she’s totally pulled a Piper. According to Radar, everybody in prison hates her as much as everyone on the outside does.

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In The Event You Needed A Reason To Take A Hot Shower…

January 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Then you’re in luck, because here’s a video of a next-level filthy Shia LaBeouf looking like something that crawled out of Leo DiCaprio’s beard after a 12-hour fuck session with Marjory the Trash Heap while interpretive dance cage fighting the offspring of Jackie Rogers Jr. and a dirty pair of gas station nylons for Sia’s new song “Elastic Heart”. Sia says “You’re welcome.

After dazzling us with her itchy-looking dramatic dumpster dance in the video for “Chandelier“, Sia once again called up Dance Moms star Maddie Ziegler, asked her if she still had that stained beige bodysuit and if she’d be willing to work with a human-sized bedbug, and brought her in to star in the video for “Elastic Heart”. The concept of which is…I’m not sure. Something about Shia LaBeouf being trapped in a giant cage with Maddie Ziegler in a world where there’s no soap and everyone expresses themselves through kicking. Sidenote: I had to get a tetanus shot last Sunday because I accidentally cut off part of my finger with a pair of kitchen scissors, and I don’t exactly know what tetanus is, but I think it’s whatever this video is. This video is tetanus.

And I really hope they recreate this video on Late Night with Seth Meyers like they did with “Chandelier”, because I really want to watch Lena Dunham get into a bonkers flailing-arms dance fight with a half-naked Shia LaBeouf. I’m not sure what that says about me. Actually, that could be a lingering side-effect from the tetanus shot.

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