After #FreeBritney Trends, Sources Say That Britney Spears Was In A Really Bad Way Before Getting Treatment
The #FreeBritney movement started after the podcasters behind the podcast Britney’s Gram did an episode devoted to a tip they got from a dude who claims to have been a paralegal at the law firm that handles Brit Brit Spears’ conservatorship.
In January, Brit Brit announced that she was dropping her latest Las Vegas residency Domination like it was broccoli that wasn’t slathered in Velveeta, because Daddy Spears, whose colon had ruptured, had the sicks and she wanted to care for him. Then we heard earlier this month that Daddy Spears’ condition was getting worse and the stress became too much for Brit to take and she voluntarily checked herself into a 30-day mental health program at some wellness center. Well, that paralegal dude claims that Brit is being held against her will in a mental institution and Daddy Spears put her there in January after she stopped taking her meds. And now “sources” are coming out to say there would’ve been an encore of her pink wig and umbrella-wielding days if something wasn’t done.
At the beginning of this year, we all raised our Velveeta grits-stirring wooden ladle as we sent healing thoughts to Daddy Spears and his colon after it ruptured and put him in a seriously sick way. Since Daddy Spears snatched the pink wig off of his little Cheetoling in 2007 and saved her, she returned the favor and announced that she was putting her Las Vegas show on hold to care for him. It seems like dealing with Daddy Spears’ worsening condition became a lot for her to take, and TMZ says she’s getting help. Continue reading
And then there was one. Britney Spears didn’t have the easiest 2008 (and not just because of that car ride Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan can’t stop blabbing about), and that ended up with her dad, Jamie Spears, and a lawyer, Andrew Wallet, in charge of just about everything in Britney’s day-to-day operations. Andrew has recently moved to resign from his post, leaving Jamie in charge.
Next month, the Las Vegas Strip was supposed to get another serving of pork rinds-encrusted TALENT when Britney Spears boggled audience minds with her raw vocals (not a typo, more on that later) and impeccable “flip that weave while walking back and forth” dance moves, but that’s not going to happen anymore. No, Brit Brit isn’t hanging up her tiara as the Princess of Las Vegas to finally fulfill her dream of quitting the business of show to run a cheetah milking farm that produces Cheetos (nobody tell Brit Brit that you can’t milk a Cheeto out of a cheetah). Brit Brit is taking a work hiatus for a sad reason, she’s going to help out her dad/one of the heads of her conservatorship, Daddy Spears, because his health is in a bad way.
The child support drama/dramamine between Kevin Federline and Britney Spears could soon be coming to an end if Daddy Spears has his way. KFed’s been hitting the court stroll trying to get more cash for the two sons he sired with Brit Brit, but while Brit Brit is having none of it, Daddy Spears has apparently been angling a side deal with KFed to make him go away. Please, Daddy Spears, make him go away!
It’s been 10 years since Daddy Spears used his Velveeta grits-stirring wooden ladle to weave some magic around and save his double deep fried pork rind fritter from further sliding into a messy puddle of tragicness during her mental breakdown. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears became the boss of her life in 2008 after she shaved her head, tried to murder a pap’s SUV with an umbrella and did a barefoot walking tour through all the gas stations in Los Angeles County. Yes, it’s been 10 years. We’re really going to need a “Where Are They Now?”, because I lay awake at night sometimes and think, “For where art thou, Assistant Carla?”
UsWeekly is hearing that Daddy Spears is looking into taking a sledgehammer to his 36-year-old daughter’s shackles and set her free.