Sarah Jessica Parker should go ahead and add, “Also looking for a neurotic ass ginger who looks good in a business suit,” to the casting ad she’s going to post on Backstage to find a new Samantha, because it doesn’t look like Miranda Hobbes will be available for that third Sex and the City turd that only Carrie and Charlotte want.
As expected, Mrs. Rojo Caliente announced today that she’s going to try to take down Mr. Sandra Lee. Cynthia Nixon is running for Governor of New York against Andrew Cuomo. If you’re a New Yorker and screaming about how you’re sick of famous people running for office when they’ve never really had a job in politics before (see: Antonio Sabato Jr., Stacey Dash, etc…), then I need to tell you that a vote against Cynthia Nixon is a vote against Rojo Caliente becoming First Lady of New York and that is a vote against GOD, pretty much.
We found out last year that the idea of running for the governor of New York has been dancing inside of Cynthia Nixon’s head and that several people have told her to go for it. And in January, Cynthia moved the “rumor” closer to fact when she was asked if she was going to battle it out against the current governor, Mr. Sandra Lee (otherwise known as Andrew Cuomo), for the position of head bitch of New York, and she said, “Maybe.” And now NY1 is hearing that Cynthia is so serious about running that she’s getting her team together. You know, Cynthia Nixon is perfect for the world of politics. She’s used to dealing with petty and catty bitches in overpriced shoes.
Some Think That Cynthia Nixon Is On Sarah Jessica Parker’s Side After They Posed For An Instagram Pic
Anyone who is seen in a photo with Sarah Jessica Parker is in clear violation of the Samantha Summit, which dictates no friend of Kim Cattrall should ever seem remotely friendly with the hypocritical shoe saleswoman formerly known as Carrie Bradshaw. Or that’s probably what Kim is thinking after one of her ex-castmates shared pics on Instagram with that “hypocrite” Sarah Jessica. Watch out, Cynthia Nixon. Hell hath no fury like a Samantha Jones scorned! Continue reading
Over the weekend, Kim Cattrall took a metaphorical flame thrower to any possible future working relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker by accusing her of fake condolences for her late brother Christopher Cattrall. But Kim doesn’t appear to hate everything about SATC. Sorry SJP, it’s just you.
After Kim announced that her brother was found dead after going missing, UsWeekly says that Cynthia Nixon reached out to Kim on Instagram with her thoughts and condolences. Cynthia wrote: “Hey Kim, such awful news. So sorry to hear. Sending you love. XO.” Cynthia might have also reached out to Kim via phone, because Kim replied:
“Cynthia, hearing your voice meant so much to me. Thank you for reaching out. Love Kim.”
If Kim still likes Cynthia, then I suppose SATC fans could hold out hope that Kim would be okay with a third Sex and the City movie. Just as long as Samantha’s scenes are shot solely at two-person brunches with Miranda. I’m for it! Who wouldn’t want to see Miranda’s extremely disgusted face after Samantha tells a story about getting electrocuted by her robotic sex doll?
When the world heard that Sex And The City 3 wasn’t happening, mostly everyone loudly rejoiced, except for Kristin Davis, because bitch needs a check (same). Sarah Jessica Parker confirmed it was a no-go by vaguely saying it wasn’t happening while her eyes said, “IT’S ALL SAMANTHA’S FAULT!” Kim Cattrall has more to say about the situation, and let us know that she’s staying away because the only thing served at the brunch table when she filmed was toxic tea! Continue reading
Kim Cattrall just did the world a huge favor by single handedly putting the kibosh on Sex And The City 3. That’s right, you may never have to cringe your way through another SATC movie again! Daily Mail reports that Kim is totally being a Carrie by making it all about her.