Category: Creeps

James Franco And His Girlfriend Made Their “Red Carpet” Debut 

July 24, 2018 / Posted by:

From the looks of things, James Franco’s time isn’t up just yet. He’s currently shooting season 2 of The Deuce and weekending in the Hamptons, according to Page Six. Most recently, he’s been seen out on the town with his girlfriend, 25-year-old Isabel Pakzad and two of Isabel’s BFFs, eyebrow #1 and eyebrow #2. The foursome made a rare public appearance at the Broadway opening of the a play called Straight White Men, starring straight white men, Armie Hammer and Josh Charles.

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R. Kelly Dropped A 19-Minute Turd Called “I Admit”

July 23, 2018 / Posted by:

When your President gets cornered, he lashes out by tweeting threats of nuclear annihilation IN ALL CAPS because any asshole with a valid birth date is allowed to have Twitter. When R. Kelly gets cornered, he ass dribbles out 19 minutes of martyred mumbling and releases it on Sound Cloud, the same way I release my janky podcast, because any asshole with a valid email address can publish there. While your President’s outbursts might get us all killed, R. Kelly’s charming ditty, “I Admit“, is about as dangerous as being stabbed with a peeled banana, and equally ridiculous.

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Guy Pearce Claims Kevin Spacey Got Handsy With Him On “L.A. Confidential”

July 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Guy Pearce is the latest person to spill the beans about 20 years too late about Kevin Spacey’s predilection for giving unsolicited penis pats. Previously, Gabriel Byrne casually revealed that Kevin caused shooting on The Usual Suspects to shut down because of his inappropriate sexual behavior. Now, Guy reports in a recent interview that Kevin got “handsy” with him on the set of L.A. Confidential.

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Woody Allen Has Javier Bardem’s Support

April 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Woody Allen’s next movie is probably going to have to star Diane Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Cate Blanchett, and maybe Kate Winslet if he’s lucky (depending on the current state of her “bitter regrets”). Poor Woody, that’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel! Luckily, he can add Javier Bardem to the list of actors who will still fuck with him, so that’s at least one more second-rate unknown bit player Woody can count on.

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Luann de Lesseps Claims Russell Simmons Groped Her In An Elevator

April 9, 2018 / Posted by:

The Ex-Countess and possible future ex-con Luann De Lesseps is spending whatever free time she has left giving interviews and relating tales from her super chic life. Here are two free pieces of advice I gleaned from Luann in a recent interview with The Daily Beast: Dusty pink jeans are perfect for spring and don’t get into an elevator with Russell Simmons.

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