Category: CPS Is On Line One

Pooch Hall Has Been Charged With DUI And Felony Child Abuse

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, bad parenting got a new poster boy in Ray Donovan actor Marion “Pooch” Hall, after he allegedly got drunk and let his 2-year-old son drive him home, rather than, oh I don’t know, literally ANYTHING ELSE besides letting a toddler drive. Pooch was arrested for DUI and felony child endangerment. TMZ says that Pooch has recently been formally charged for that night, and he’s looking at a felony child abuse charge.

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Jenelle Evans From “Teen Mom” Admits She Tested Positive For Weed After Giving Birth

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

MTV’s Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans isn’t known for making the best decisions, especially when it comes to putting stuff in her body (and I’m not talking about unwrapped penises). Jenelle has done a lot of drugs, and at one point was spending $2800 a week on heroin before quitting it. Jenelle lost custody of her first kid, Jace, because of drugs. Jenelle was rumored to have been smoking weed through her second pregnancy with her son Kaiser. And now we know that Jenelle was smoking weed while she was pregnant with her daughter Ensley, because she recently admitted it and said she did it for health reasons.

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Lisa Marie Presley’s Divorce Just Got Dark-Sided

February 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Nowadays whenever news about a celebrity’s divorce comes out, you gotta pull out a bottle of holy water-infused Febreze and prepare to spray, because usually some gross shit follows that news. It seems like most celebrities divorces have been getting beyond ugly and Lisa Marie Presley’s divorce is no exception.

Lisa Marie filed for divorce from her Tom-Petty-As-A-Tim-Burton-Villain-looking ass husband, Michael Lockwood, in June after 10 years of being married. Lisa Marie and Michael have twin 8-year-old daughters, Finley and Harper. Those daughters are now in the custody of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services after Lisa Marie told the authorities that she found disturbing things on Michael’s computer. It was way more disturbing than pictures of Michael in various busted hats. It was allegedly some Subway Jared-type shit. TMZ says that what was found was serious enough for Finley and Harper to be taken away.

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Mad Mel’s 9th Child (That We Know Of) Has Been Born

January 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Mad Mel is back. Hollywood is no longer mad at the baked bag of rage for blaming all the world’s ills on the Jews (among other things) and he’s working the awards show circuit once again. And on top of being an Oscar nominee this year, Mel is a father again at the age of 61. And as Mel celebrates that, I’m sure his lawyers are holding an emergency meeting to tell their team that they better sign up for some CrossFit shit, take all their vitamins and gargle with herb water to prepare their vocal cords for non-stop screaming. Because in a few months, they’ll probably have to fight it out with Mad Mel’s latest baby mother in family court.

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Chet Haze Is Papa Haze Now

December 8, 2016 / Posted by:

The last time we checked in with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s human Four Loko headache of a son Chet Haze, he was apologizing for using the n-word and announcing he was going to stop doing coke and crack. That was a little over a year ago, and we have an update on Chet Haze’s life. One of the things Chet did in the time since we last heard from him was make a baby. Yes, Chet Haze is a dad.

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Brooke Mueller’s Sons Are Reportedly Safe After She Lost It In A Bar And Went Missing (UPDATE)

November 16, 2016 / Posted by:

If you’re a Walmart parking lot drug dealer in the Salt Lake City area,  a barefoot tornado of blond messiness may have tried to trade you a kid for a baggie of the bad shit last night. Because TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen’s ex and the mother of his 7-year-old twins, Bob and Max, caused a scene at a bar last night and they were all missing for a few hours.

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