The Ex-Countess and possible future ex-con Luann De Lesseps is spending whatever free time she has left giving interviews and relating tales from her super chic life. Here are two free pieces of advice I gleaned from Luann in a recent interview with The Daily Beast: Dusty pink jeans are perfect for spring and don’t get into an elevator with Russell Simmons.
Even if your holiday ended with your dirtbag cousin vindictively lighting the tree on fire after your wealthy great-aunt revealed that she’s leaving her entire fortune to an alpaca sanctuary in Fresno, California, you probably had a better one than Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps of Real Housewives of New York City fame. Luann was pinched by the Palm Beach, Fl PD on Saturday night for a whole slew of charges that boiled down to “angry drunk kicks cop and verbally threatens to kill the world.” This (along with her quickie divorce from Tom D’Agostino Jr.) is obviously going to be her story arc for Season 10 of RHONYC. Speaking of her divorce, she’s blaming it for her booze meltdown. Continue reading
Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps Was Busted For Drunkenly Attacking A Cop And Threatening To Murder People
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! You Real Housewives of New York City fans just got a drunkenly wrapped package dropped under your tree! TMZ and the Palm Beach Post report that “Money Can’t Buy You Class
(But Hopefully It Can Make Your Bail)” singer and RHONYC “star” Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps was busted by the Palm Beach PD early this morning for “being drunk and disorderly and for attacking a cop.” Please please please tell us there was a film crew there. What am I saying? This was probably in the damn script. Did she slur out the chorus to “Chic, C’est La Vie” in the back of the cop car?
Hopefully her taste in liquor is better than her taste in men!