Category: Cory Booker

Cory Booker Thinks His Love Affair With Rosario Dawson Will “Last Forever”

April 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Goober-in-Chief hopeful Cory Booker is doubling down again on his wild, romantic tale of The Senator and The Movie star, starring himself and Rosario Dawson. Page Six reports that Cory still believes in true love and democracy like a naive child who doesn’t bat an eye at thought of a fairy stealing their teeth in the night. In a recent interview, Cory told Good Day New York that he hopes his and Rosario’s love will “last forever”. I mean, I get his need to project a capacity for optimism as a presidential candidate, but this is just getting silly now.

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Cory Booker Gushed About Rosario Dawson On “Ellen”

March 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Dating Rosario Dawson is clearly the coolest thing presidential candidate Cory Booker has ever done. Back in February when he let it slip on The Breakfast Club that he “got a boo”, I was 100% convinced that said boo either lived in Canada, or was created in his bedroom using an old Commodore and a knock-off Barbie with wires wrapped around its tits. But I was wrong! Corey really does have a flesh and blood lady friend, a fact confirmed by Rosario herself. And according to Cory, things are so serious that he’s comfortable joking on Ellen about a White House wedding and gushing about how she’s made him a better man.

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Rosario Dawson Confirms That She And Cory Booker Are Together And In Loooove

March 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Step aside John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe Jackie O – shit, OK – JKF and Marilyn and Jackie O, there’s a new celebrity couple on the political scene. Sadly it’s not a reuniting of the ghost of Tom Hayden and 1980s Jane Fonda in full-on spandex and double leg warmer workout video mode. It’s Rosario Dawson and Cory Booker, y’all! After a couple months of speculation, Rosario has confirmed that she’s sprung on US Senator and 2020 vegan presidential candidate Cory.

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Cory Booker And Rosario Dawson Have Supposedly Been Dating For A Month

January 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Sometimes when I go to Target, I want name-brand items, but my pockets always laugh and say, “Not today bitch!”, so I have to settle for the store brand called Market Pantry. Finding out that New Jersey Senator Cory Booker and actress/activist Rosario Dawson have been dating since December makes them the Market Pantry version of Barack and Michelle. But considering the alternative of our current first couple, I’ll take it! Gladly.

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