Category: Corey Feldman

One Of Corey Haim’s Supposed Friends Has Named Charlie Sheen As His Rapist

November 8, 2017 / Posted by:

For as long as I can remember (which isn’t saying much since the mound of dried dildo dust I call a brain barely remembers what I had for breakfast), there’s been stories on the internet about how Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas. Last year, Radar said that they knew of an A-list superstar actor who was the king of a pedo ring and sexually abused many boys including Corey Haim. Radar wouldn’t name the pedo king, but many guessed their story was about Charlie Sheen. Cut to today, when one of Corey Haim’s friends has ran off to The National Enquirer to say that a 19-year-old Charlie raped Corey when he was just 13 years old. I guess that might be one more name that Corey Feldman doesn’t have to name anymore.

Stories like this make me wish that surgeons would do a procedure where they’d drill an easy-access hole into your skull. That way it’d be so much easier to pour a mixture of bleach, ammonia and Fabuloso directly onto my brain after reading disturbing shit like this. Pouring into my ear hole is so messy!

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Corey Feldman Needs Your Money To Make A Movie About The Pedos Of Hollywood

October 26, 2017 / Posted by:

After The New York Times, The New Yorker, and dozens of actresses exposed Harvey Weinstein, many wondered who was next. It seems like there’s no end to the rumors regarding high-profile people in Hollywood abusing their power. Corey Feldman, has been practically screaming, “HELLO!?! There’s a pedo ring in Hollywood!

Corey has always wanted to expose the alleged pedos of Hollywood. He recently announced he really wanted to do it, but that he was afraid of getting sued. Well, he has decided that he will do it in the form of a documentary. The only problem is, he doesn’t have the cash for such a project. That’s where you and I come in.

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Corey Feldman Yells At Fans And Threatens To Walk Off Stage

August 9, 2017 / Posted by:

In case you somehow missed it, Corey Feldman’s Corey Feldman & The Angels: Angelic 2 The U.S. Summer Tour 2017 is still in full swing. With Metallica, U2 and Paul McCartney stealing the limelight this summer, it’s understandable that Corey’s “heavanly” tour might have slipped under the radar. Corey and his band have been working hard since June with his off-brand Charlie Sheen cum Bob the Magician cum Michael Jackson impersonator situation.

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