Category: Corey Feldman

Corey Feldman Needs Your Money To Make A Movie About The Pedos Of Hollywood

October 26, 2017 / Posted by:

After The New York Times, The New Yorker, and dozens of actresses exposed Harvey Weinstein, many wondered who was next. It seems like there’s no end to the rumors regarding high-profile people in Hollywood abusing their power. Corey Feldman, has been practically screaming, “HELLO!?! There’s a pedo ring in Hollywood!

Corey has always wanted to expose the alleged pedos of Hollywood. He recently announced he really wanted to do it, but that he was afraid of getting sued. Well, he has decided that he will do it in the form of a documentary. The only problem is, he doesn’t have the cash for such a project. That’s where you and I come in.

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Corey Feldman Yells At Fans And Threatens To Walk Off Stage

August 9, 2017 / Posted by:

In case you somehow missed it, Corey Feldman’s Corey Feldman & The Angels: Angelic 2 The U.S. Summer Tour 2017 is still in full swing. With Metallica, U2 and Paul McCartney stealing the limelight this summer, it’s understandable that Corey’s “heavanly” tour might have slipped under the radar. Corey and his band have been working hard since June with his off-brand Charlie Sheen cum Bob the Magician cum Michael Jackson impersonator situation.

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Corey Feldman Married His Canadian Angel

November 23, 2016 / Posted by:


Last night, sometimes-actor/singer Corey Feldman made good on his previous threat to marry his 27-year-old girlfriend and band-mateCourtney Anne. Courtney is Canadian and Corey believes that in Trump’s America, his now-wife would stand to be deported. But instead of running to the courthouse, they hauled ass to Las Vegas for a quickie Vegas wedding with a dress, vows, vegan wedding cake, and an ice luge (I assume).

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Corey Feldman Doesn’t Want Donald Trump To Deport His Canadian Girlfriend So He’s Going To Marry Her

November 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Even before the diarrhea-dipped clump of dick cheese won the presidency, several American celebrities prepared to slide the word “eh” into their daily vocabulary, because they vowed to run their asses off to Canada if he beat Hillary Clinton. But Corey Feldman is on the opposite side of that. Corey wants to stay in the country and he wants his Canadian piece/main angel to stay too. Corey is afraid that while rounding up Mexican immigrants, La Migra is going to pick up his girlfriend and slingshot her back to the land of authentic Swiss cuisine and Sandra Rinomato. So he put a ring on it.

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