Lifetime released the first trailer for their latest low-budget mess of a Corey Haim/Corey Feldman biopic, A Tale of Two Coreys. It has all the hallmarks of a good Lifetime movie: drama, capital-A acting, a cavalcade of terrible hair. Plus the mood is set to the 80s synth of “Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart. If you hadn’t already guessed, the mood set is a dark one.
Corey Feldman has been trying to expose Hollywood’s secret coalition of protected pedophiles for years now. One criticism against Corey was that he wasn’t naming names. So Corey started naming names, which turned into others close to the situation naming a name. But Corey claims that he had been naming names, he just did it way back in 1993 in a private recorded meeting with the Santa Barbara Police Department. The SBPD claimed they had no such recording. Well what do you know? The tape has reportedly been found.
For as long as I can remember (which isn’t saying much since the mound of dried dildo dust I call a brain barely remembers what I had for breakfast), there’s been stories on the internet about how Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas. Last year, Radar said that they knew of an A-list superstar actor who was the king of a pedo ring and sexually abused many boys including Corey Haim. Radar wouldn’t name the pedo king, but many guessed their story was about Charlie Sheen. Cut to today, when one of Corey Haim’s friends has ran off to The National Enquirer to say that a 19-year-old Charlie raped Corey when he was just 13 years old. I guess that might be one more name that Corey Feldman doesn’t have to name anymore.
Stories like this make me wish that surgeons would do a procedure where they’d drill an easy-access hole into your skull. That way it’d be so much easier to pour a mixture of bleach, ammonia and Fabuloso directly onto my brain after reading disturbing shit like this. Pouring into my ear hole is so messy!
There’s been a new development in Corey Feldman’s one-man pedo-exposing crusade. While looking like he just stepped out of the Kardashian Christmas card, Corey appeared on Dr. Oz yesterday, and in a move that probably stunned the frosted hi-lites off Judy Haim, he named a name.
Last week, Corey Feldman launched the Corey Feldman TRUTH Campaign in which he is seeking $10 million in crowd-sourced funds to expose the pedophiles of Hollywood in a movie. He has currently raised almost $161,000. One person who isn’t donating to Corey’s campaign is Judy Haim, mother of the late Corey Haim.
After The New York Times, The New Yorker, and dozens of actresses exposed Harvey Weinstein, many wondered who was next. It seems like there’s no end to the rumors regarding high-profile people in Hollywood abusing their power. Corey Feldman, has been practically screaming, “HELLO!?! There’s a pedo ring in Hollywood!”
Corey has always wanted to expose the alleged pedos of Hollywood. He recently announced he really wanted to do it, but that he was afraid of getting sued. Well, he has decided that he will do it in the form of a documentary. The only problem is, he doesn’t have the cash for such a project. That’s where you and I come in.