Corey Feldman still has problems (understatement) but at least he’s got one less problem to worry about. Last month, a woman appeared in a Los Angeles police station and filed a report claiming that Corey Feldman grabbed her butt a year earlier. This came as a shock to me, because I was under the impression Corey’s hands were almost exclusively used for throwing up peace signs. The LAPD conducted an investigation, and it turns out we won’t be seeing Corey Feldman’s hands in cuffs over this situation.
Corey Feldman has made it his mission to expose the awful creeps slithering around Hollywood. In a very unfortunate turn of events, a woman has recently accused Corey of being a creep. TMZ says that a woman appeared in a Los Angeles police station on Monday and filed a report claiming that Corey Feldman had allegedly grabbed her butt last year. TMZ points out that this accusation most definitely falls within the statute of limitations, so there could be trouble for Corey. No other details are known, like when or where exactly it happened.
Corey’s rep tells TMZ that Corey “vehemently denies these egregious claims.”
While launching his TRUTH campaign back in October (a campaign which is now closed after raising a little over $273,000) Corey Feldman claimed he had almost gotten hit by a truck while walking in Los Angeles. He believed it was a suspicious circumstance, possibly to silence him for all the talking he was doing. So Corey could argue that this is all part of a plot by the underground pedo lair of Hollywood to discredit him.
I’m sure Corey is pissed off at the timing. He recently got the LAPD on his side. So things might be pretty kind of awkward the next time calls the LAPD asking if they’ve got any new information. Instead of answering right away, they’re first going to have to ask him, “Are you talking about the report you filed with the pedos, or the one that was filed against you for being an ass-grabber?”
Lifetime released the first trailer for their latest low-budget mess of a Corey Haim/Corey Feldman biopic, A Tale of Two Coreys. It has all the hallmarks of a good Lifetime movie: drama, capital-A acting, a cavalcade of terrible hair. Plus the mood is set to the 80s synth of “Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart. If you hadn’t already guessed, the mood set is a dark one.
Corey Feldman has been trying to expose Hollywood’s secret coalition of protected pedophiles for years now. One criticism against Corey was that he wasn’t naming names. So Corey started naming names, which turned into others close to the situation naming a name. But Corey claims that he had been naming names, he just did it way back in 1993 in a private recorded meeting with the Santa Barbara Police Department. The SBPD claimed they had no such recording. Well what do you know? The tape has reportedly been found.
For as long as I can remember (which isn’t saying much since the mound of dried dildo dust I call a brain barely remembers what I had for breakfast), there’s been stories on the internet about how Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas. Last year, Radar said that they knew of an A-list superstar actor who was the king of a pedo ring and sexually abused many boys including Corey Haim. Radar wouldn’t name the pedo king, but many guessed their story was about Charlie Sheen. Cut to today, when one of Corey Haim’s friends has ran off to The National Enquirer to say that a 19-year-old Charlie raped Corey when he was just 13 years old. I guess that might be one more name that Corey Feldman doesn’t have to name anymore.
Stories like this make me wish that surgeons would do a procedure where they’d drill an easy-access hole into your skull. That way it’d be so much easier to pour a mixture of bleach, ammonia and Fabuloso directly onto my brain after reading disturbing shit like this. Pouring into my ear hole is so messy!
There’s been a new development in Corey Feldman’s one-man pedo-exposing crusade. While looking like he just stepped out of the Kardashian Christmas card, Corey appeared on Dr. Oz yesterday, and in a move that probably stunned the frosted hi-lites off Judy Haim, he named a name.