Category: Cooke Maroney
Jennifer Lawrence Has Reportedly Given Birth To Her First Child
According to TMZ, Jennifer Lawrence’s transformation from ultra relatable ingenue to ultra relatable new mother is complete! JLaw is now a JMa, and her baby with husband Cooke Maroney has adorably tumbled out of her womb and into the hearts of millions. Don’t look up? How about look where you’re going, you tiny little burping, farting, shitting renegade. Come get your award for Best Entrance By A New Baby, you earned it!
Jennifer Lawrence Married Cooke Maroney
As expected, extremely relatable Hollywood starlet Jennifer Lawrence, 29, married the “gallerist” of her dreams, Cooke Maroney, 34, in a lavish ceremony at the Belcourt of Newport mansion in Rhode Island yesterday. “Cooke Maroney” sounds like an old-timey gangster from a cartoon so is it too much to imagine that he said his vows in a Jimmy Cagney-eque accent, see, while the defiantly down-to-earth J-Law made a fart joke when she said hers? Probably not.
Here Is What’s On Jennifer Lawrence’s Amazon.com Wedding Registry
There’s no short of “mights” involved when it comes to conversations about Jennifer Lawrence and her fiancé Cooke Maroney. They might be getting married soon. They might have already gotten married at the courthouse. But if you choose to limit your JLaw wedding news to only one source, and that source being Amazon.com, then the only “might” could be limited to: “I might buy Jennifer and Cooke a $17.99 Himalayan salt lamp!” And that’s just the tip of the salt lamp. According to Jennifer’s Amazon registry, she also wants a $113 fondue set and a $1,995 spin bike.
Jennifer Lawrence Might Have Gotten Married At The Courthouse
We already knew there was a chance Jennifer Lawrence would transition her Hot Girl Summer into a tasteful and basic Modern Bride Fall. She had the ring, and she had allegedly picked out her dress and the venue. The only thing we didn’t know was whether Jennifer’s publicist would hook her and her dress up with a corny headline that read “INTRODUCING MRS. AMERICA’S SWEETHEART” on the cover of Vogue or People.
But it sounds like Jennifer’s plans might have changed somewhere along the way, because sources are saying that she quietly got hitched to her fiancé Cooke Maroney in a very understated way.
Jennifer Lawrence Is Engaged To That Art Guy With A 1920s Gangster Name
Remember Jennifer Lawrence? It feels like it’s been centuries since we’ve all screamed, “That JLaw, she’s so relatable!”, over the multi-multi-millionaire famous actress showing that she’s one of us by busting out a total natural fall at the Oscars (which we’ve all done, of course) and accidentally super queefing her tampon onto the floor during an important business meeting with Oprah and Steven Spielberg (that didn’t happen, but I’m sure it happened). JLaw is in Dark Phoenix, which comes out this summer, and that Theranos biopic starring her is still in the works, but she’s mostly been taking time off and spending it pulling some post-sex dutch oven action (you know she does) on her boyfriend of about 8 months Cooke Maroney. And now Cooke Maroney is her fiancé.
Jennifer Lawrence Is Now Dating An Art Gallery Director
A few months ago, Jennifer Lawrence said that she’s waiting for 22-year-old Timothée Chalamet to turn 30 before she pounces on him like a spring-loaded cougar. In the meantime, it would appear she’s found someone suitable to help her pass the time. Ring the bell, JLaw’s sexual dry spell is over!
According to Page Six and People, 27-year-old Jennifer is dating a 33-year-old art gallery director named Cooke Maroney. No relation to Jenna (too bad for him). Cooke works at Manhattan’s Gladstone Gallery. Going off his name name, you might think they met in the getaway car waiting outside a speakeasy robbery, but they actually met through one of Jennifer’s friends. A source says that it’s been going on for a few weeks, but that they’ve been very careful not to be seen together.
Jennifer was most recently linked to Darren Aronofsky, but they called it quits in November. As for Cooke, Page Six doesn’t have any information about him, but since he sort of looks like a handsome Muppet, I’m guessing his last relationship was a fling with Miss Piggy.
This relationship could really be great for Jennifer. Not only does she get a successful dude out of it, but unlike her past two guys, he won’t litter the floors of her house with shedded scarves. Plus, she’ll learn a little thing or two about art. And that can’t be bad, because Jennifer could use a lesson in identifying good art from garbage.
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