Category: Conrad Hilton
Conrad Hilton Got Arrested For Breaking Into His Ex-Girlfriend’s House
Shortly after he was sentenced to 750 hours of community service and fined $5000 for acting like a bratty butthole on an airplane, Conrad Hilton decided to celebrate his official induction into the spoiled rotten rich kid delinquent club by doing some more illegal shit. TMZ says that Paris Hilton’s shady little brother broke into the home of his ex-girlfriend, Hunter Salomon. If that name is sounding familiar to you, it’s because she’s the daughter of douchebag hall of famer Rick Salomon. And if that sounds familiar to you, it’s because Rick Salomon is the guy who did Paris Hilton in 1 Night in Paris. Sing it with me now! “It’s a small, small woooooorld.”
Just like Conrad’s airplane drama, his break-in was also messy. After Hunter and Conrad broke up, he apparently turned into a Lifetime made-for-TV movie type of ex-boyfriend. Hunter claims he was obsessive and scary, and kept showing up at her house in the middle of the night threatening to kill himself. So she took out a restraining order against him. Then on Monday night, Conrad decided it was a good idea to violate the restraining order by showing up at her house and breaking into it. He wasn’t inside for very long; the house was soon swarmed by police and he was taken into custody.
Conrad is only 21 years old and he’s already been arrested for driving like a mess, going berserk on an airplane, breaking into a house and he’s had a restraining order placed on him. I think It’s safe to say that Paris Hilton can officially abdicate the throne and crown Conrad the trashiest member of the Hilton family. Speaking of, here’s Her Skankyness at a club in Milan on Sunday.
Acting Like A Brat On An Airplane Will Cost Conrad Hilton $5,000
Thank god Conrad Hilton is working some truly jacked-up hair, because it’s juuuuuust busted enough to keep my eyes from wandering down to that pinstripe pants bulge. Bless you, Conrad Hilton. Actually, I take that back – that smug smile on his face as he’s walking out of court tells me he’s probably laughing “Hahahaha suckers, no jail for me!” to himself. (Note from Michael: Yes, I am enrolling Allison in a crash-course in bulge watching right now, because I’m pretty sure that’s an air bubble. Or his stash.)
Back in February, Conrad Hilton earned a spot in the Stupid Spoiled Douche Club (current president: Justin Bieber) by threatening to kill flight attendants and calling everyone “fucking peasants” on a British Airways flight from London to Los Angeles. He also smoked weed in the bathroom. He was charged with assault and agreed to plead guilty in exchange for a federal felony charge being dropped. The New York Daily News says that Conrad was sentenced today. It looks like Kathy Hilton won’t need to pull out her prison-visiting Chanel pumps again, because a judge slapped Conrad with a $5,000 fine and 750 hours of community service. Conrad reportedly apologized and promised it wouldn’t happen again.
The NYDN says he’ll also be required to undergo mental health and substance abuse treatment. No word on whether or not Conrad’s sister Nicky will be required to meet with scientists so they can try to determine what DNA defect caused her to become a little less obnoxious than the rest of her siblings.
This isn’t the Hiltons last stroll into court with their 21-year-old son; he still needs to get a slap on the wrist for reckless driving in Palm Springs last August. “Just put it on my tab, peasants!” he’ll holler to his lawyers.