Conrad Hilton is in jail after he was arrested on Saturday morning for allegedly breaking into his ex-girlfriend Hunter Salomon’s mother’s house and stealing her dad’s Bentley. Yesterday we learned that Conrad and his lawyer Robert Shapiro were about to go to court and ask a judge to release him to a rehab program instead of jail. That didn’t happen, because Con-rude was a no-show.
On Saturday, Conrad Hilton was arrested at around 4 in the morning after allegedly trying to break into the home of his ex-girlfriend Hunter Salomon’s mother, E.G. Daily, and stealing a Bentley belonging to Hunter’s father, Rick Salomon. We now know a little bit more about what happened, and let’s just say it’s not something Conrad will be putting in the highlight reel of his life.
Wait, what? Let’s set the scene.
Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s little brother, and about as entitled and odious as a shithead rich kid could ever hope to be. E.G. Daily was “Dottie” in Pee-Wee Herman’s Big Adventure. E.G.’s daughter, Hunter Salomon, is Conrad’s ex-girlfriend.
TMZ says that Conrad was arrested for reportedly trying to break into her house (again) at 4 AM, Saturday morning. He was also allegedly charged with grand theft auto for stealing E.G.’s ex-husband and Hunter’s dad Rick Salomon’s Bentley from HIS house before the break-in. Yes, that’s the Rick Salomon who starred in the proto-Kardashian sex tape with Paris Hilton. These two families need to move to opposite coasts because they are way too close and none of this sounds healthy.
Conrad Hilton strut out of the clink just two weeks ago, and now his daddy’s got to clean up another mess he may have produced. And this latest mess involves drunk driving, barf and a broken bong. (Pour out some used bong water for that broken bong.) The current reigning pride of the Hilton family has been sued by a woman who claims that last May, 22-year-old Conrad crashed his daddy’s white Range Rover head-first into her car and was dazed, confused and covered with barf. Hmm… I guess Parasite Hilton’s one-time frenemy Lindsay Lohan taught a young Conrad Hilton how to drive.
Flight attendants everywhere just started nervously sweating through their uniforms while the theme from Jaws played in the their heads. A source has confirmed to People that Paris Hilton’s baby brother, Conrad Hilton III, has been released from prison after two months of a two month sentence. He served all two months. Watch out, famous people – there’s a prison that exists that won’t release you after 24 hours due to “overcrowding.”
Seen above looking like a young Donald Trump after a meth binge and a failed body wave perm while leaving a Los Angeles courthouse last June, 22-year-old Conrad Hilton was back in front of a judge yesterday for messing up the terms of his parole AGAIN. Conrad isn’t supposed to put the good shit or the bad shit in his body, but he admitted to the judge that he’s done both. Seeing as though the California justice system seems to be allergic to punishing rich and famous-esque tricks, it’s shocking that the judge didn’t just say, “Awww, that’s okay boo, your punishment is that you can’t go to The Nice Guy 4 nights a week. I would say 5 nights, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment!” The judge sentenced Parasite Hilton’s younger brother to 2 months in the clink.