Category: Come Again?

Model Lucky Blue Smith Is Either Bad At Naming Babies Or A Genius At It

October 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Here’s a fun game! Guess which baby name is real. Humble Maple, Rumble Honey or Mumble Light Agave Syrup? If you guessed Rumble Honey, congratulations! You are almost as good at choosing a random meaningless combination of words and applying them to an innocent baby as Mormon model Lucky Blue Smith! Sure we could insist that Rumble Honey’s mom Nara Pellman (also a model) share in the blame, but at just 22, Lucky is now the dad of two. According to People, Honey Rumble will join 3-year-old half-sister Gravity Blue, whom he shares with his ex-girlfriend, former Miss Teen USA Stormi Bree, in a lifetime of parental resentment.

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Whitney Houston And NIN Will Be Inducted Into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame This Year (But Pat Benatar And Chaka Khan Will Not)

January 15, 2020 / Posted by:

The inductees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s class of 2020 was announced today, and once again, Stacey Q, Samantha Fox, Grace Jones, Jem! and the Holograms, and Martika woke up to the fresh taste of SNUB (which tastes like the saliva flying off the tongues of those who are in charge of this sort of thing as they cackled into the air) because they didn’t make it in! The truth is, they weren’t ever expected to make it in since they didn’t make the short list (another ILLEGAL act). Pat Benatar did make the shortlist, but she didn’t end up in the final list of inductees. Neither did Rufus (featuring Chaka Khan). Oh, don’t worry, Pat and Chaka, you’re still in good company (along with Stacey Q, Samantha  Fox, Grace Jones, Jem!, and Matrika) in the Rock and Roll Hall of SNUBS.

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Sharon Stone Defends James Franco Against The Misconduct Accusations

March 13, 2018 / Posted by:

After five women brought James Franco into the #MeToo conversation with accusations of power abuse and misconduct, he laid low. A good idea, considering he wouldn’t want to risk getting scalped by Scarlett Johansson at the Women’s March. Not many Hollywood actresses jumped to James’ defense; the best he got was some red carpet damage control courtesy of his sister-in-law. James finally has a co-star who is willing to come to his defense, and defend him she did.

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Amy Schumer Is Barbie

December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

“Um, Michael, you dumb bitch, that’s now how you spell ‘a drunk Cabbage Patch Doll.’” – everyone

2016 shoved another bold-faced ? into all of our brains today when it was announced that Amy Schumer is starring in Sony’s live-action Barbie movie. That pounding sound you hear is from the thousands of think pieces being written about this right now.

Barbie’s waist is about the size of a flea’s cock ring, her arms are skinnier than floss, her tits are nipple-less and she’s got a case of no-ass. Amy Schumer’s body doesn’t look like that, but Deadline says there’s a reason for why she’s starring in the Barbie movie.

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