The 12-year-old me who humped a pillow in the bathroom while looking at shirtless pictures in Bop! Magazine of the Big Lots version of Vanilla Ice named Bryan Abrams from Color Me Badd is requesting privacy during this difficult time. This story and mug shot has caused 12-year-old me to put the pillow away and cry in a fetal position on the bathroom floor.
In the 90s, Bryan Abrams was known as the pretty-faced boy band crooner with an A+++ overplucked eyebrow situation, and recently he’s been known as an angry ball of rage who beats ladies instead of making them drown their coochies in panty pudding. And when it comes to being a crazy mound of rage, to the tick tock, he don’t stop.