Category: Clint Eastwood
81-Year-Old Al Pacino’s New Girlfriend Is 28-Year-Old Noor Alfallah
Alleged cheapskate Al Pacino may be so old he lost the role of Rosalind in The Globe Theatre debut of As You Like It to Methuselah, but that hasn’t stopped him from bagging broads young enough to be his granddaughter. But Al’s previous two girlfriends, Israeli actress Meital Dohan and Argentinian actress Lucila Solá (Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Camila Marrone’s mother) were merely half his age. However, according to Page Six, 81-year-old Al’s new lady friend is just 28, a full 53 years his junior. Al was recently spotted having dinner with a group of friends, which included recently single Jason Momoa, and was seated next to Noor Alfallah, a 28-year-old producer “who comes from a wealthy Kuwaiti American family.” Somehow, despite dining with Jason, who was wearing a lavender button-up shirt nearly unbuttoned to his navel, instead of asking for a doggy bag big enough to hold a writhing baby elephant, Noor apparently chose to go home with Al.
Donald Trump Called Brad Pitt Names And Complained About “Parasite” Winning Best Picture At The Oscars
Depending on who you ask, Donald Trump’s favorite movie is either Citizen Kane or Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. But at a recent rally, Donald shouted out two more classic films, Gone With The Wind and Sunset Boulevard, as examples of the kind of movies that should be winning Academy Awards instead of foreign filth like Parasite. According to CNN, at a campaign rally in Colorado yesterday, Donald showed his ass yet again by reminding us he’s completely infatuated with Hollywood. He’s also racist, and while his actual talents are few and far between, I have to hand it to him for his ability to combine the two so seamlessly. Donald also took a shot at Brad Pitt calling him a “little wise guy” over his Oscars acceptance speech, disrespecting both Joe Pesci and Yoda in the process.
Scott Eastwood Got Busted Trying To Steal Signs Protesting A Coastal Real Estate Development
Look, if Scott Eastwood can’t make it as an actor with that name and that face, then he’s obviously terrible at it. So we can’t blame him for exploring other occupational pursuits. One can only chase poon and suckle at daddy’s teat for so long before it becomes an embarrassment. (yes, Clint Eastwood has teats. They look like beef jerky and exude a tar-like substance similar to chewing tobacco expectorate) According to TMZ, Scott has diversified his portfolio to include some real estate investments. And in his spare time, he runs around Del Mar, California stealing signs protesting a new luxury resort that’s being built “atop 16.5 acres of oceanfront land north of San Diego.” Sadly though, he’s worse at stealing signs than he is at acting. Scott got caught in the act and was read for filth by a woman wearing yoga pants. Such a shame.
“Richard Jewell” Flopped Hard At The Box Office
After all the controversy and talk surrounding Clint Eastwood‘s latest movie, Richard Jewell, it still tanked at the box office. That movie flopped harder than Charlie’s Angels! But you know what did not? Jumanji: The Next Level which is making so much money. You people love watching someone get lost in a board game, huh? Thank god, otherwise Dwayne Johnson would be broke this Christmas.
Olivia Wilde Speaks Out About “Richard Jewell” Controversy
Clint Eastwood’s movie Richard Jewell caused a bunch of controversy before it came out because it claimed that Atlantic Journal-Constitution journalist Kathy Scruggs had sex with an FBI agent (played by Jon Hamm) for information about the case involving Richard Jewell (the security guard who was accused of planting the bombs at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta). That caused AJC to ask Warner Bros. to put a disclaimer in the movie saying that events were faked for dramatic purposes, because there is no proof that Kathy traded sex for story tips. Olivia has now decided to speak out about this mess. Olivia defended Kathy Scruggs who can’t defend herself since she died in 2001.
Clint Eastwood Wants All You Pussies To Get Over The Racist Stuff That Trump Has Spewed!
Seen above looking like he’s posing for the mug shot that was taken after he shot at a bunch of kids who really, really wouldn’t get off his lawn, Clint Eastwood did a joint interview with his hot piece son Scott Eastwood for Esquire and he said a bunch of Clint Eastwood type shit.