It’s a bit redundant to say so, because aren’t all award shows just an excuse for fashion houses to clean out their local Fabric Barn and send a famous person down the carpet in more material than a 1980s canopy bed set? But the Emmys did see a lot of by-the-yardage last night, like on Jessica Biel, who said yes to a white Ralph & Russo dress. If you think Jessica and Justin Timberlake look like they stopped by the Emmys on their way to appearing on the top of a wedding cake, you’re not the only one.
Duchess Meghan’s family is really trying their hardest to be the messiest members of the extended Royal Family, and they are succeeding. Next in the Neverending Journey of Embarrassing the Royals, we have Samantha Markle, Meghan’s half-sister, coming for Chrissy Teigen because sure, why not.
Meme icon Chrissy Teigen gave birth to her and husband John Legend’s second child, Miles Theodore, back in May. Miles has been enjoying the beautiful life nectar that emits from mom’s bosoms, and mom doesn’t have an issue with posting pics of the process. But other people do. Teigen recently posted a pic on Instagram of her breastfeeding Miles while simultaneously faux-nursing two-year-old daughter Luna’s babydoll. Most of her followers thought this was sweet and thanked her for continuing to normalize breastfeeding. One didn’t. In addition to milk, Chrissy’s got plenty of sass coming out of those boobs and expressed some just for her nay-sayer.
It’s been less than a week since Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s loin fruit was delivered. That was just enough time for them to wipe the birth gunk off his face and give him a name. Now, little Miles Theodore Stephens is ready for his closeup! Chrissy posted a picture of the newborn on Instagram yesterday and he probably already has a book deal.
Even though getting mocked on Saturday Night Live makes Donald Trump rage, his BFF Kanye West doesn’t seem to mind the comedic ribbing. Donald Glover hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, and they redid A Quiet Place as A Kanye Place, where that monster picks off the victims once they screech over whatever Trump-fapping or slavery nonsense Kanye had said. Surprisingly, he took to Twitter to praise the bit and not go ham like he did last week. Continue reading