Rich people fighting over stupid shit annoys me, so you can imagine how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes when I heard that Chris Brown and Cardi B’s stalker/husband Offset were fighting over the impending deportation of Atlanta’s own 21 Savage. The two of them got into a virtual pissing contest where they both promised to beat each other up. Listen, don’t talk about it BE ABOUT IT! If you gonna smack him, smack him! Unfortunately, they’re only in the preliminary stages of this fight because they’re still trading jabs at each other online.
So you know how 21 Savage is in the custody of ICE and is in danger of being deported, even though his lawyer says he never lied to the US government and has been trying to get a visa for several years now? Well, crusty hemorrhoid, Chris Brown, decided he would make fun of it because it worked out so well for Demi Lovato. Can you guess what happened next? People got pissed at Chris. Namely, Cardi B‘s on-again husband, Offset.
Chris Brown was arrested in Paris after a 24-year-old woman accused him of rape. Le police reportedly had problems with the woman’s statements and he was released and allowed to leave France. His French lawyer followed this up by announcing that Chris would be suing the unidentified woman for defamation. Ok, Chris, it’s highly doubtful you’re going to lose any of your obviously already masochistic fans over this, but it’s expected, so – fine. But now he’s selling merchandise calling his accuser a “bitch” and announcing she’s “lyin'” according to Uproxx. Yes, Chris Brown is trying to capitalize off of being accused of rape. Ugh, get off Zazzle and sit the eff down.
After Being Released From Police Custody, Chris Brown Says He Plans To Sue His Accuser For Defamation
Normally whenever there’s a story about Chris Brown basically being accused of doing some Chris Brown shit, the consensus is “Yeah, he did it“. Yesterday, he and two members of his entourage detained in Paris based on rape allegations from a 24-year-old woman. Authorities reportedly had 2 days to investigate and decide whether or not to press charges. If charges were filed, Chris would either stay in police custody or be released but have to stay in France until his trial. Authorities released Chris before the 2 days were up and are allowing him to leave France.
I’m sure when he was released he heard the winners theme from The Price Is Right in his head while strolling down the streets toward freedom. And hopefully the price won’t break his accuser’s pockets too much because Chris is planning on suing her for defamation.
I don’t know why they ever let Chris Brown out of the house, because whenever there’s a story about him it’s always bad. And today is no different. Chris has been arrested in Paris after being accused of aggravated rape and drug violations. I really wish they would revoke his passport, his license and his library card because he needs to just keep his ass in the house and meditate until all of his “personal demons” have vacated his body.
TMZ is reporting that singer, dancer, and puncher extraordinaire, Chris Brown, has officially gotten into some more legal troubles. But you will all be shocked to learn that it has absolutely nothing to do with beating someone up. This time.