In a page from the book of “REALLY DUMBASS IDEAS,” there are reports the two people who probably shouldn’t be in contact with each other most certainly are. As y’all very well know, Rihanna and Chris Brown were together from 2008 until 2009 when he beat her in his car one night before the Grammy Awards…and we all know the rest. Wellp, it sounds like those two are in “constant contact.”
Chris Brown has been fighting with his daughter’s mother Nia Guzman for a long time over child support payments. TMZ has an update on the situation, and it sounds like both Chris and Nia are going to end up happy. Well, as happy as you can be for someone whose child’s father is Chris Brown.
It’s no secret that Chris Brown loves to fight, but when his hands get tired, what is a combative asshole to do? In Chris Brown’s case, he starts fighting with the mother of his 4-year-old daughter Royalty over child support.
None of what I typed in that headline should be surprising to anyone with even the vaguest recollection of Chris Brown. What might be surprising is that it took a whole 15 months for Chris Brown to finally get busted for throwing his fists around.
Last year in April, 29-year-old Chris got into some trouble in Tampa, FL after he allegedly assaulted a photographer at a club. The club’s photographer was reportedly trying to get some crowd shots, and paranoid dust-for-brains Chris thought the photographer was trying to get some sneaky pictures of him. So he allegedly leapt over a couch and punched the photographer in the face. Police were called, but Chris and his bodyguard fled the scene before they could be questioned. That brings us to present day.
Chris played a show at the Coral Sky Amphitheater in West Palm Beach, FL last night. TMZ says that when he was done, he walked off stage and found several police officers waiting to arrest him. Police had reportedly been waiting to catch him since they obtained a warrant for his arrest last year.
People says Chris was arrested for felony battery at around 11:00pm, and taken into custody. He was released after posting $2,000 bail. So far, Chris hasn’t said anything about his arrest on social media, which is pretty strange for him. Maybe he’s still trying to make sense of how confusing and backwards the situation was for him. “Handcuffs? Police? A year later? That’s odd. This usually happens right after I’ve gotten violent on someone. Would it be okay if I try to hit one of you first? I’m kind of a stickler for repetition.”
Pic: Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office
It would be nice to send a message to the universe saying we don’t need any more evidence that Chris Brown is a demon visiting from Hell. We all know, and yet here we are with yet another story featuring Chris Brown that will almost certainly make your stomach bile rise.
Snapchat isn’t having such a great 2018. The queen of their target market (vapid millennials) might have sank their stock with a single tweet. And now they’re taking heat for an ad that they ran featuring a joke about slapping Rihanna, that also just so happened to co-star a joke about Chris Brown.