Category: Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt Has The Boo-Hoos After The Internet Made Fun Of His Weird Post About His Wife

November 7, 2021 / Posted by:

The battle of the Celebrity Chrises rages on with some Chrises being crowned “sexiest” while others are dubbed “most annoying.” After making a weird tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzeneggar on Instagram, Chris Pratt received a bit of backlash from the public. Some said it was a veiled hit against his ex-wife Anna Faris and their son and others thought it stank of “Cool youth pastor on social media.” Long story short, he didn’t gain any new fans from that post (he’s got the Stepford Wife vote on lock, though).

Rather than let the whole thing go, he donned his best American man outfit and took to Instagram to express his woes about not being universally loved. Chris Pratt continues to excel in being the least-best Chris.

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The Internet Rallied Around Anna Faris After Chris Pratt Posted A Cringey Message To His Wife, Thanking Her For Making A “Healthy” Baby

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

The least-likable of the superhero Chrises has once again said something dumb. But this time, the questionable quote courtesy of Chris Pratt did more than just remind everyone that he’s easily the worst Chris. He also accidentally dragged his ex-wife Anna Faris into things, in a way that had a whole lot of people thinking, “Damn, Anna Faris really is blessed to no longer be married to this fool.” And in an insane twist of Social Media Gone Wrong, this all starts innocently enough with a pre-birthday post on Instagram, dedicated to Chris’ current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger.

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Chris Pratt Will Be Voicing “Garfield” In A New Animated Movie

November 2, 2021 / Posted by:

I loved Garfield so much as a dumb kid that I had a Garfield cake for my 10th birthday and the black icing stained my teeth for a week. So imagine my horror upon learning that noted non-fat actor Chris Pratt has just been cast as Garfield in a new animated movie. After being on the receiving end of a wide variety of athletic hand gestures from the Italianx community when it was announced that he would also be voicing Mario in the upcoming Super Mario Brothers movie, you would think that Chris would tread a little more cautiously when it comes to representing historically underrepresented groups. And fat lazy cats deserve better. Bustopher Jones anyone? Pratt’s casting as Garfield is the equivalent to an animated fat suit and I thought we weren’t doing those anymore!

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Chris Pratt Will Voice Super Mario In An Upcoming Animated Film, And The Internet Has Thoughts On That

September 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Super Mario, the world’s most famous princess-rescuing Italian in overalls, will be getting another big-screen Hollywood movie. Mario’s first was the 1993 fever dream Super Mario Bros.: The Movie. This new one is an animated movie and the actor whose voice will bring Mario’s peppy, joyful Italian-accented personality to life is…Chris Pratt. If your immediate response was to check and see if I spelled someone else’s name wrong, well – you’d be in good company with the rest of the internet, who also have no idea why Chris Pratt got the job.

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Anna Faris Says That The Competitiveness Between Herself And Chris Pratt Helped Ruin Their Marriage

March 23, 2021 / Posted by:

When it was announced that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were officially done after eight years of marriage, their split was free of the usual whispers about possible nanny hook-ups or side-pieces or shady business dealings that lead to one person in the marriage to flee the country and hide out fro the feds in international waters. It was pretty drama-free. The most drama we got was the allegation that Chris Pratt might have been too busy going Hollywood, and his schedule didn’t leave much extra time for husband stuff. As it turns out, the whole “My career is REAL important” angle was putting stress on their marriage, but maybe not in the way that we thought. According to Anna, being an actor that was married to another actor created a whole lot of competitive tension.

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Chris Pratt Scored Some “Victories” Over Chris Evans And Chris Hemsworth In The Battle Of The Chrises

December 23, 2020 / Posted by:

41-year-old Chris Pratt recently had Mark Ruffalo hulking out and Avengers assembling to protect him from the meanies of the Internet who were convinced he’s The Worst Chris out of the Hollywood Chrises including himself Chris Evans, Chris Pine, and Chris Hemsworth. I think everyone’s forgetting about Christopher Columbus–the real villain Chris here. But Chris is above it all and has told the world that actually he’s beat two of the top tier Chrises (Evans and Hemsworth)… in a fantasy league.

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