Category: Chris Pratt

Maria Shriver Set Her Kid Up With Chris Pratt

June 23, 2018 / Posted by:

If you woke up panicked this morning that your smoke alarm was going off, or that two angry alley cats were making sweet, angry alley cat love under your bedroom window: RELAX. It was just Sally Field scream-crying because Maria Shriver achieved what Sally could not: the successful pairing of her beloved offspring to a celebrity.

According to People, the reason Chris Pratt and Maria’s daughter Katherine Schwarzenegger are possibly boning is all thanks to Maria’s meddling. Continue reading

Chris Pratt Went On A Date With Katherine Schwarzenegger

June 19, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been nearly a year since Chris Pratt and Anna Faris broke the internet’s heart by announcing their marriage was over. I assumed it was only a matter of time before Chris made up for lost time by getting with many actresses and models. Instead, he remained pretty quiet, save for one lonely rumor about dating Olivia Munn. Six months after he officially filed for divorce, Chris has gone paparazzi public with who might be the person he’s currently dating.

TMZ has some pictures of 38-year-old Chris and 28-year-old Katherine Schwarzenegger on what appears to be a picnic date on the set of Ranger Joe.

Chris and Katherine’s picnic happened at a park in Santa Barbara on Sunday. Sources tell TMZ that Chris picked Katherine up at her house and they drove there together. As if her last name doesn’t give it away, Katherine is the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. According to her Instagram bio, she’s a lifestyle blogger, and an ASPCA ambassador. Uh oh. I don’t know how long I see this relationship lasting. It’s over the minute Katherine asks Chris what he thinks of fostering and he answers: “Is that the temporary ownership thing where you have a pet until you decide to dump it outside or give it away on Twitter?

Pic: Wenn.com

“Black Panther” Dominated The MTV Movie & TV Awards

June 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Mostly, the MTV Movie & TV Awards will give their Movie of the Year award to something shitty but popular (example: the Twilight saga sweeping the category from the years 2009 to 2012). But sometimes the stars align and MTV is able to give the award to a movie that is both good and popular, and this year was one of those years. Black Panther ended up taking home a bunch of awards.

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Anna Faris Agrees With Her Ex Chris Pratt That Divorce Sucks

April 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris seemed like the goofy, frivolity-filled, pet-abandoning couple that you could go have beers with until they weren’t anymore. They announced their separation last August and ultimate frat brah Chris filed for divorce in December. Chris recently got very deep and told Entertainment Weekly that “divorce sucks.Us Weekly reports that his ex Anna agrees with Chris’ astute take on the emotional complexities of ending your marriage. She said so in a SiriusXM Hits 1 radio interview on Thursday.

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Kevin Smith Was Very Worried About His Small Dick During His Heart Attack Ordeal

February 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Kevin Smith went on Facebook Live to offer more details about his heart attack and it turns out the only thing scarier to Kevin than death itself, is the thought of people looking at his little dick. And since he had to get crotch shaved like John Cena to get a life-saving LAD stent put in, a whole bunch of people got a good look at his tootsie roll. And now you’ve pictured it too, and for that I’m terribly sorry.

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