While it feels like some celebrities will still be fighting out their divorce battle well into the next decade, others seem to want to get it done fast and quick so they can move on in whatever way they so choose. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are one such couple. TMZ is reporting that one year and three months after calling it quits, their divorce is in the can and they’ve wrapped up all the details.
For couples that are no longer together, holidays can be tricky. If there are kids involved, you still have to see the person, and a thing like Halloween can turn into one of those situations where you’d rather spend the night at Camp Crystal Lake taking your chances with Jason than see your ex. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt split up more than a year ago. They both later agreed that splitting up sucks, and they’re still trying to figure out how to navigate everything, especially since they share a 6-year-old son named Jack. They’ve clearly learned how to navigate through their awkwardness of a shared holiday, because they were seen taking Jack trick-or-treating together last night. And joining along for the ride was their current partners.
Sure, most box office hits feature big guns, big boobs, and even bigger swear words, but golly gee boy next door Chris Pratt says don’t judge Tinseltown by its cover! Chris was recently at the Teen Choice Awards and professed his love for God and how the teens tuning in should spend less time wondering what Noah Cyrus was doing and more time talking to the woman upstairs (Oh, c’mon? God is definitely a woman). He was asked to follow up on that recently, and he says life in Hollywood isn’t hard for a Christian like him. For starters, you don’t see Leah Remini devoting an entire A&E series on what he does on Sundays!
Just one year and one month after announcing his marriage to Anna Faris was as much a thing of the past as his lumpy Andy Dwyer body, Chris Pratt might be ready to get married again. And his next wife might be Katherine Schwarzenegger. Papa Arnold, better get your biceps sized for a tuxedo now; you don’t want to bust a seam while offering your arm to your little girl right before you walk down the aisle.
According to Collider, a movie version of the graphic novel Cowboy Ninja Viking, which sounds like the name of some fuck-boy’s World of Warcraft character and was supposed to star Chris Pratt, was pulled from Universal’s release calendar and sent back to development hell, just a mere month before production was scheduled to begin.
Looks like it’s full steam ahead for The Prattenegger. Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger have gotten super serious. You ever go to a BBQ and they have some pale ass potato salad that is literally just potatoes, mayonnaise and not enough salt? Like no mustard, no celery to break up the texture, no paprika for color, and definitely no dash of Crystal hot sauce? That’s The Prattenegger family recipe. And yes, from the looks of things, the spoon handle in the potato salad is pointed directly towards “family“. Entertainment Tonight reports that the couple have “gotten serious, quickly”. Which makes sense – Jesus is not going to have Chris out here sowing his seeds willy-nilly. I’m sure Chris is saving his seeds for marriage. He’s already introduced Katherine to his son Jack over after-church vanilla ice cream (natch) . And it sounds like the family intros didn’t stop there.