Category: Chip And Joanna Gaines

The Royal Family Of Waco Is Adding Another Member To Their Shiplap Kingdom

January 3, 2018 / Posted by:

A little over three long months ago, the loyal disciples of Chip and Joanna Gaines’¬†giant clocks cult cried magnolia scented tears into their Magnolia Market brand fake eucalyptus wreaths after the two announced that they were quitting their really fucking popular HGTV show Fixer Upper after 5 seasons. At the time, Chip and Joanna burped up an explanation saying that they’ve decided¬†to end their show to focus more on their family. I took “focus more on their family” to mean that they’re going to focus on getting more $$$$ from a different network that will pay up to see them renovate a house the same damn way over and over again. But yesterday, the Gaines’ announced that she is carrying the newest member of their barn door army.

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