Category: Cheyenne Jackson

Ryan Murphy Is Bringing “Boys In The Band” To Broadway With Most Of His Favorite Gays

November 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Entertainment industry omnipresence Ryan Murphy (it’s just a matter of time before he cuts an album) didn’t have enough to do. The umpteen tv shows and movies he’s creating, producing, doing the costumes and catering on, etc. just wasn’t enough. Playbill reports that Murphy is teaming with Broadway producer David Stone to bring Mart Crowley’s gay dramedy Boys in the Band to Broadway next year. Joe Mantello will direct the play, which will run from April 30 to August 12, 2018.

Ryan’s gathered pretty much ALL of the gay dudes in his regular acting troupe to star. Matt Bomer, Jim Parsons, Zachary Quinto and Andrew Rannels will all star.  In other news, Sarah Paulson has filed a class action lawsuit against Ryan for violating her contract. She was assured she would appear in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS PRODUCTIONS. You know she played Julia Roberts’ wheelchair in The Normal Heart, right? Continue reading

Leave It To Charli XCX To Give You Ten Tons Of Drunk 90s Bride At The amfAR Gala

February 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Charli XCX, who you may remember as the Tai to Iggy Azalea’s Cher, has been slowly inching her way into the Red Carpet Fuckery Hall of Fame for a while now. She’s slithered onto the red carpet looking like sloppy n’ slutty Morticia Addams. She showed up to last year’s Grammys looking like a rode-hard put-away-wrecked Super Star Ken doll.

And last night she proved she still really really wants a permanent spot in the Most Committed wing by sashaying onto the red carpet of the amfAR New York Gala looking like a picture of your messiest cousin from her first wedding in 1992 right before she threw a glass of wine in the groom’s face during a slow-dance to “Secret Lovers.

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Matt Boner Is Checking Into American Horror Story: Hotel With Lady CaCa

March 16, 2015 / Posted by:

As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband from the hair to the suit. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock. It’s cheesy. It’s disgusting.” – Natalia Kills while looking at that picture of Matt Boner in a black suit

During the panel for American Horror Story: Freak Show at PaleyFest last night, Jessica Lange confirmed what everyone has pretty much known for months. Just like she did with Lea Whatever, she’s walking straight past AHS: Hotel and moving on to something else. She probably knows that if she signs up for AHS: Hotel, she’ll sprain her eye rolling muscle from constantly rolling her eyeballs at Lady CaCa chewing the scenery more than her.

“Yes, I’m done. We’ve had a great run here. I mean, I absolutely love doing these four characters, and in all the madness, I love the writers and Ryan (Murphy) and the insanity of shooting it.”

When someone in the audience asked Jessica Lange if Lady CaCa joining the cast makes her want to come back for another season, she responded with what I’m taking as beautiful, beautiful shade. She said, “What does that mean?”

AHS’ executive producer Tim Minear said that Matt Bomer, who played a hot gay hustler in AHS: Freak Show, is going to be the male lead in Hotel. Cheyenne Jackson has also signed on. Denis O’Hare and Kathy Bates may be back.

Finding out that Lady CaCa is pretty much replacing Jessica Lange in AHS made me scream in terror like I was trapped in a knotty pine cabin. But I will forgive Ryan Murphy for this is AHS: Hotel is about two gay nymphomaniacs (Boner and Cheyenne) who own a failing bed and breakfast that’s failing because they just fuck all day and never come downstairs to check in guests. The “horror” part comes in when they run out of lube. Lady CaCa can play a mute maid.

Pics: Wenn.com

Cheyenne Jackson’s Trying The Whole Marriage Thing Again, Because Sure Why Not?

February 5, 2014 / Posted by:

If you watched Cheyenne Jackson’slook back” movie on Facebook (Side note: GODDAMN those Facebook movies, it’s like a nightmare show and tell that never ends) you’d see pictures of him taking off his wedding ring, breaking up with his husband Monte Lapka, moving from NYC to West Hollywood, getting himself some young dick and also getting himself some seriously low-budget, busted prison tattoos. Some say that 38-year-old Cheyenne was going through an almost-mid-life-crisis and those bitches are probably saying that he’s STILL going through that almost-mid-life-crisis, because he got engaged to his new piece Jason Landau. Cheyenne’s 13 year relationship with Monte Lapka just ended a little over 6 months ago. Bitch isn’t even trying to wait.

Some source tells UsWeekly that Cheyenne and his younger brother-looking ass fiancé have already started planning the wedding.

So Cheyenne is marrying his rebound and I doubt he’s even comfortable enough with him to squirt fart during butt sex. What can go wrong?! The worst thing that can happen is that Cheyenne wakes up a few months after marrying husband #2, decides he doesn’t want to be married anymore, moves to Miami, picks up another trick, marries that trick and keeps doing that over and over again until he’s got more ex-husbands than shitty tattoos. That wouldn’t be bad at all, actually, because we do need the gay Elizabeth Taylor.

Besides, it’s just marriage! It’s not as permanent as some things, like Cheyenne’s busted arm tattoo for example.

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