Category: Cheaters

Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin, And Their Bribery Cohorts Are Being Sued For $500 Billion

March 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Because the second most popular life affirming mantra embroidered on lace trimmed pillows in basement lounge rooms is “It’s going to get worse before it gets better” (the first is “Live, Laugh, Love” obviously), the college admissions cheating scandal just got a little worse for the implicated parties. Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin, and their deep pocket buddies have been named in a $500 billion lawsuit by a mom and her son who say he was unfairly denied college admission due to these lying, cheating hos. Maybe they figured that if they win the $500 billion they can buy his way into college, too?

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Jose Canseco’s Ex-Wife Denies Ever Sleeping With Alex Rodriguez (But Alex Rodriquez’s Ex May Think Otherwise)

March 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are now involved in both the 3rd and 4th biggest baseball cheating scandals in the history of baseball. The ranking goes:

#1 – The 1919 White Sox.

#2 – That time Phillie Phanatic came up pregnant with Gritty’s baby.

#3 – The BALCO doping scandal.

#4 –  This whole mess.

And two new players just ran onto the field. Jose’s ex-wife Jessica Canseco had to reinstall Twitter on her phone in order to clear her name after Jose accused her of having an affair with Jennifer Lopez’s fiance Alex. And Alex’s ex-girlfriend Torrie Wilson has been quietly subtweeting the drama and insinuating that Alex is indeed a ho, and that maybe Jose is on to something.

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Jeff And MacKenzie Bezos Didn’t Have A Prenup, And His Wandering Peen May Be The Reason Why They’re Divorcing

January 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Delicately-crafted lion floret Jocelyn Wildenstein currently holds the record for getting the biggest divorce settlement in history with a total of $3.8 billion (although she’s pretty much cash broke now and had to replace her usual kitty litter of crushed diamonds with Tidy Cats). But MacKenzie Bezos, wife of the richest man in the world, is easily going to take down that record, and she’s reportedly got some major ammunition in the form of loads that Jeff Bezos shot up into his side piece.

The direct opposite of shocking is that a 54-year-old billionaire cheated on his wife of 25 years. But what is shocking is that Jeff Bezos has been accused of cheating on 48-year-old MacKenzie with just one side ho (although, I just clicked one-day shipping while ordering a steel umbrella from Amazon, because I’m sure many, many side hos are going to fall from the sky). What also is shocking is that Jeff hasn’t been accused of cheating with a 20-year-old Sports Illustrated model who really gets him. Jeff has been accused of cheating with his wife’s 49-year-old friend Lauren Sanchez, who I haven’t thought about since she hosted the first season of So You Think You Can Dance in 2005.

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Cardi B Shared A Picture Of Her Baby As Offset’s Alleged Side Piece Revealed Herself In A Tearful Apology

December 6, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s been a tearful development in the Cardi B/Offset break up drama. You thought this would end with Cardi B’s break up announcement? The video reveal is always the first step, after that it’s time for the REAL DRAMA. The leaked videos and texts, the anonymous sources, the conjecture, the backstory. We got a taste yesterday, but now it’s time for the second course. Let’s get into it.

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Pepa’s Boyfriend’s Wife Says He Gave Her An Ultimatum: Divorce Or An Abortion

May 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Things have gone from regular ugly, to Cosby mole ugly between Pepa, her young man Aundre Dean, and his pregnant wife. Last week, Sandra “Pepa” Denton tasted the fury of a woman scorned when Jordyn Taylor, Audre’s wife, reposted a picture Pep had shared of her and Aundre hugged up at a Kentucky Derby on his birthday. In the caption, Jordyn called Pepa a “D list senior citizen” and accused Audre of breaking into their apartment and failing to pay child support for their son.

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Colin Firth’s Wife’s Ex-Lover Has Been Charged With Stalking

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

During a hiatus in their marriage in 2015 and 2016, Colin Firth’s wife of 21 years Livia Giuggioli hooked up with a childhood friend named Marco Brancaccia. According to Livia’s side of things, Marco was a casual thing to pass some time before returning to her husband, and that Marco got stalker-y and obsessive. But Marco’s side of the story was that Livia was talking about trading in scones for cannoli, aka she was going to leave Colin for Marco. Obviously that didn’t happen. The only thing Marco ended up with was a stalking charge.

The Times UK says that Marco was charged with stalking in Italy. In March, Marco denied stalking Livia and Colin, but clearly the legal system saw otherwise. At a pre-trial hearing on Wednesday in Rome, prosecutor Maria Monteleone said they asked for a trial because they believed they had enough evidence of stalker-y behavior. Colin and Livia claimed that Marco had been harassing them for several months, with Livia saying Marco’s actions had her living in fear. Italian investigators seized Marco’s phone and computer, and reportedly found evidence of “abusive messages and emails” on both.

Marco Brancaccia faces up to five years in jail if convicted. Another hearing has been scheduled for July.

I’m glad for Colin that this is getting handled by the court. Because I just don’t know if I see him as a cold-blooded Liam Neeson in Taken-style vengeance-seeker. Or who knows? Maybe I’m way off the mark and Colin has much more in common with some of the characters he plays after all. In which case, I’ll be waiting with anticipation to read about this court trial getting temporarily suspended while they fix the glass Colin broke while throwing Marco through a window.



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