Things have gone from regular ugly, to Cosby mole ugly between Pepa, her young man Aundre Dean, and his pregnant wife. Last week, Sandra “Pepa” Denton tasted the fury of a woman scorned when Jordyn Taylor, Audre’s wife, reposted a picture Pep had shared of her and Aundre hugged up at a Kentucky Derby on his birthday. In the caption, Jordyn called Pepa a “D list senior citizen” and accused Audre of breaking into their apartment and failing to pay child support for their son.
During a hiatus in their marriage in 2015 and 2016, Colin Firth’s wife of 21 years Livia Giuggioli hooked up with a childhood friend named Marco Brancaccia. According to Livia’s side of things, Marco was a casual thing to pass some time before returning to her husband, and that Marco got stalker-y and obsessive. But Marco’s side of the story was that Livia was talking about trading in scones for cannoli, aka she was going to leave Colin for Marco. Obviously that didn’t happen. The only thing Marco ended up with was a stalking charge.
The Times UK says that Marco was charged with stalking in Italy. In March, Marco denied stalking Livia and Colin, but clearly the legal system saw otherwise. At a pre-trial hearing on Wednesday in Rome, prosecutor Maria Monteleone said they asked for a trial because they believed they had enough evidence of stalker-y behavior. Colin and Livia claimed that Marco had been harassing them for several months, with Livia saying Marco’s actions had her living in fear. Italian investigators seized Marco’s phone and computer, and reportedly found evidence of “abusive messages and emails” on both.
Marco Brancaccia faces up to five years in jail if convicted. Another hearing has been scheduled for July.
I’m glad for Colin that this is getting handled by the court. Because I just don’t know if I see him as a cold-blooded Liam Neeson in Taken-style vengeance-seeker. Or who knows? Maybe I’m way off the mark and Colin has much more in common with some of the characters he plays after all. In which case, I’ll be waiting with anticipation to read about this court trial getting temporarily suspended while they fix the glass Colin broke while throwing Marco through a window.
Miranda Lambert has a new boyfriend, musician Evan Felker, and shortly after we found that out, she was accused of dating him while he was still with his wife. Those rumors were given some credibility by Evan’s estranged wife Staci Felker on social media. More people are talking, and that rumor about Miranda having zero respect for a thing called commitment just got louder.
When Tristan Thompson got caught cheating on Khloé Kardashian two weeks ago, the other woman in question was reportedly an Instagram model. That shouldn’t come as a surprise. A source tells UsWeekly that when Tristan wanted to engage in extracurricular hook-ups, he employed the age-old sleazeball method of sliding into DMs. And what kind of girls is he going for? Let’s just say it’s not an accident he ended up with a Kardashian with a stress ball ass.
“Tristan slides into girls’ DMs,” a source tells Us. “He messages girls that way, on Instagram, and then meets up with them. He likes exotic or non-American-looking girls with big butts.”
After Tristan’s dirty dog antics were revealed, one source claimed that Khloé was willing to forgive him because the women were just “stupid groupies.” Except now we know that there’s a chance they weren’t just evil tramps waiting outside the locker room after the game. Tristan was the one doing the courting. How very polite and Canadian of him, approaching those women and asking them if they’d accompany him on a date. I wonder if he also included a rose emoji with his eggplant?
So not only did he get caught cheating, he also allegedly cheated using the Kardashian family’s favorite attention-whoring platform. But does it even matter? According to UsWeekly, Tristan is “incredibly remorseful,” and Khloé might drop her guard and invite him back into her life, because she loves him “unconditionally.” There should be one condition: that Tristan trades in his iPhone for an old Nokia 3310. If Tristan really wants to get laid on the sly, he’s got to put in the work with 20 minutes of annoyingly slow T9 texting first.
Khloé Kardashian didn’t even have to go to Joey Greco and the Cheaters crew to prove a suspicion that the father of her new baby girl was actively cheating on her. The proof was in the numerous videos and pictures leaked onto the internet, including one from October. But despite all this, People says that Khloé has decided to stay with Tristan Thompson, and you can blame it on the post-baby bliss.
Khloé Kardashian is due any day now, but based on the behavior of her baby’s father, Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson, things are bound to be extremely awkward in that delivery room. Because yesterday, the internet lit up with multiple videos of Tristan with various other women.