Whatever Kevin Hart may lack in height he more than makes up for in a lot of damn nerve. When ‘Lil Kev got busted on tape doing something in the back seat of a car last July, he responded with a meme of himself on Instagram laughing off the allegations. Then, a couple of days ago he came out with a “whaa whaa I’m sowwy” video on Instagram when somebody tried to blackmail his chipmunk sounding ass with the squeakquel. Now it looks like Kevin may be trying to unseat Liam Neeson from his Taken throne by proving he’s also got a very particular set of skills; namely being so damn rich that his pregnant wife, Eniko Parrish, is claiming she doesn’t care what’s in the box (surprise, it’s his penis) and that she’s sticking with him in his quest to vanquish the mysterious extortionist(s).
It’s been a while since the true heyday of Ashton Kutcher, when he was wearing Von Dutch hats and Kabbalah string while boning any side piece who would listen to him talk about Twitter while then-wife Demi Moore was out of town. These days, I just figured he and now-wife Mila Kunis lived off her Jim Beam bucks, showed up on the Bachelorette and occasionally acted in a shitty movie to pay for all those courtside seats. Seriously, the only person to go to more basketball games than those two is mid-90s Madonna, and that was only because she was a warm-up for the Chicago Bulls.
We all know A-Rod loves cheating, so it was really only a matter of time before someone started whispering that he might be working his sneaky cheater game on JLo. According to The National Enquirer (via Page Six), A-Rod might not be as committed to JLo as we have been led to believe.
Chris Rock recently admitted to Rolling Stone that he cheated on his wife Malaak Compton-Rock three times during their 18-year (now done) marriage. The women in question were vaguely described as the following: one famous, one semi-famous, and one who worked in retail. It didn’t take long for us to find out the identity of the famous one. Sources tell Page Six it was his I Think I Love My Wife co-star Kerry Washington.
Chris Rock turned his messy expensive divorce from his wife of 18 years Malaak Compton-Rock into a stand-up tour, the Total Blackout tour. Chris recently talked to Rolling Stone about the TB tour and he still sounds a little bitter about his divorce. More bitter than I imagine how he’ll feel if Adam Sandler convinces him to do a Grown Ups 3.
Jesse Williams is hot in the face and apparently, in the ass as well. Last month, he decided that marriage gets in the way of his whoring, so he turned to his wife of five years, Aryn Drake-Lee, and told her to fuck off. Many suspected that one of the reasons he wanted to chew his arm off to get away from his responsibilities was because he was spending time with the clearance rack version of Blair Waldorf, Minka Kelly. And it turns out that even though Jesse tried to deny that shit, it’s 100% #FACTS!