Category: Celebrity Big Brother

Kirstie Alley Claims She Hung Out With Prince Charles At Courtney Love’s House (Cough)

August 23, 2018 / Posted by:

We’ve all had a little too much and hallucinated some shit from time to time. Hell, I’m still not 100% convinced it wasn’t my childhood dog (who would be 35 today) standing outside the bar I stumbled home from last night. Kirstie Alley is apparently hard for a check and agreed to be in the Celebrity Big Brother house in the UK. In a moment of everyone’s favorite game of name dropping, Kirstie told her housemates how she’s friends with Courtney Love and that when she went over to her house for “snacks” one day, and met Prince Charles. Girl, what kind of snacks were those?!

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Stormy Daniels Pulled Out of Celebrity Big Brother, But Don’t Worry Kirstie Alley Is Still There

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Looks like Celebrity Big Brother UK just lost it’s biggest star which, for a show with the same prestige as the featured artist at a dive bar with no signage on the outside, is saying a lot. Deadline is reporting that THE Stormy Daniels has pulled out of the show at the last minute.

Stormy showed up to the UK to be a part of the month-long shoot, potentially having agreed to an initial fee of close to $1 million. For someone who fucked Donald Trump I approve of her getting a million. That’s a trauma from which only money can save you. Things didn’t end up shaking out that way, and she agreed to a measly $250, 000 for a full week of work. After Stormy did some preliminary taping, she ended up refusing to enter the house after “failing to agree to terms”. They probably asked her to describe Trump’s sexual activities in-depth and she refused to scar the people of the UK with such information. Good for you Stormy! Keep doing the lord’s work!

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Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone” 

February 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading

Omarosa Warns “The Celebrity Big Brother” Houseguests That Mike Pence Thinks He Talks To Jesus

February 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Omarosa’s back in the Celebrity Big Brother house after a short hospitalization for an asthma attack and she’s already back in the spotlight. On last night’s episode, Omarosa held court again and regaling the houseguests with nightmare scenarios from The White House (or the Winter Big Brother House as I will be calling it from now on). Omarosa warned of the Trump administration’s immigration “round up plan”, assured houseguest Marissa Jaret Winokur that we aren’t going to be ok so quit asking, and then revealed that Vice President Mike Pence would be so much worse than Trump. Oh, and for some reason she’s dressed like the First Lady of Cameroon.

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Omarosa Came For Rudy Huxtable About Bill Cosby On “Celebrity Big Brother”

February 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Fresh off from telling Ross Mathews that we’re all doomed, ex-White House staffer Omarosa talked to fellow Celebrity Big Brother housemates Shannon Elizabeth and Keshia Knight Pulliam about Trump and talk turned to Omarosa telling Rudy Huxtable that she lives in the glassiest of glass houses.

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The “Celebrity Big Brother” House Will Be Filled With Leftovers From “Celebrity Apprentice” And “Dancing With The Stars”

January 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Oh, and the cast also has a leftover from the currently-running terrifying reality shit show called The White House.

When Julie Chen announced that there will finally be a US version of Celebrity Big Brother, I said a prayer hoping that CBS would hire the casting director responsible for casting all six seasons of The Surreal Life. Because the casting people behind The Surreal Life knew the perfect ingredients for a batshit stew. But instead of doing that, CBS went over to Dancing with the Has-Beens and the Celebrity Apprentice and picked up the leftovers that were tossed on the floor after losing their season. Although, they did cast one Surreal Life alumni….

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