That Was CeeLo Green Under All That Gold Nonsense

So remember back in December when a cell phone exploded in CeeLo Green’s face and it turned out to be a big hoax to promote his new music project, Gnarly Davidson? We finally got to meet Gnarly Davidson in person during the Grammys. And just like his namesake, Gnarly is also loud, obnoxious, and looks like he stinks of chemical fumes. And yet, still more tolerable that the real CeeLo Green.

CeeLo wore a gold ensemble with some kind of comic book villain thing happening on his head. I’m sure the look he was going for was menacing and powerful, but he looks more like a knock-off Power Ranger toy from the dollar store. He also looks like what you’d get from a grandma who has never seen Star Wars after she offers to make your C3PO costume for Halloween. Of course the internet quickly took to roasting him on Twitter and turning him into a variety of memes.

Some of that gold spray paint must have reacted poorly with some butt crack sweat and caused a major chafe situation, because CeeLo Green didn’t stick around the Grammys for very long. It appears he hopped into one of Adam West’s old rides and went home.

CeeLo Green leaves the Grammys early because he didn't win anything ??? pic.twitter.com/Nt4xfnacVq

— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) February 13, 2017

CeeLo didn’t win anything because he wasn’t actually nominated for a Grammy this year, so he wasn’t leaving early out of pettiness. Then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if CeeLo’s crazy ass thought he was nominated in every category. The final straw came after losing Best Country Solo Performance to Maren Morris, and he was like “That’s it, this shit is clearly rigged. Driver, go get the car.”

Here’s more of CeeNO STOP at the Grammys last night, as well as his debut as Gnarly Davidson at a pre-Grammy party on Saturday night.

Pic: Splash

CeeLo Green Is Alive And That Was A Fake Cell Phone Explosion

Yesterday a video of what looked like a cell phone exploding in CeeLo Green’s face was making the rounds. Was it real? Did he die? Has he been educated on what consent means? We have the answers! No, it wasn’t real. Yes, CeeLo Green is alive. Unfortunately, that last question still wasn’t answered and I would still keep an eye on your drink when you’re around him, ladies.

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